it has come to my attention that Brett is in the process of filing divorce papers and that the papers will be served to you sometime today.....

he told me he feels restrained and held back from his marriage to you...he calls you the ball and chain....

i'm sorry Brett....you never payed attention to my PM yesterday...so i find this only fair....and Leisa said, since the Civic is in her name, that i can take possession of her for the lofy sum of $5....i'm sorry father...you should've listened to me....now you must pay the price of your sin....