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    Default Joke of the day!

    There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the ar ms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.

    The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is baking up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.

    The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

    The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena . "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..."
    "Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles"

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    REPOST you dumb son of a bitch

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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    REPOST you dumb son of a bitch
    Well damn son I didn't fuckin know... I just found it and thought was funny Dayum give a brotha a chance y0!

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    why does it matter if it's a repost? it's still funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by itsjustdee
    why does it matter if it's a repost? it's still funny
    Thanks! D got my back

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    dee gonna be layin on her back if she keep up the smart coments! beat down son, I'm talkin in the grass, stains and all that

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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    dee gonna be layin on her back if she keep up the smart coments! beat down son, I'm talkin in the grass, stains and all that
    LIRL!!! She'll hit that shit up with some shout wipes afterward yo!

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    haha hell naw son.. she gonna be with the asian washboard in the sink homey, all scrubbin w/ the SOS pads

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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    haha hell naw son.. she gonna be with the asian washboard in the sink homey, all scrubbin w/ the SOS pads
    LIRL!!! Don't know about the sink, I heard they do that shit in the creek.

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    oh yea, we aint got no creeks around here though, we in gwinnett county homey.. she probly gonna be in the swimming pool w/ her lil rice hat hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    oh yea, we aint got no creeks around here though, we in gwinnett county homey.. she probly gonna be in the swimming pool w/ her lil rice hat hahaha
    LoL!!!

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    I've never heard that joke before, I thought it was cute!
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    yea definitly a repost but still funny..

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    maybe its just me but I find nothing funny about reposts.. they are a serious matter and should be discouraged

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    haha.

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    loll

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    Damn bro sorry to say it but this joke is about as shitty as the day's been

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