Quote Originally Posted by B
Professor QD, how much would it cost to get two hookers together in a hotel room, running around with crash helmets on, and running into each other?
The frequent flyers of the night rarely go to a hotel room of your picking, even in pairs. I auppose if the money was right, they would. But if you spend that much, you'd be better off using an escort service. I'm also pretty sure that the disease-on-wheels would not succumb to your request to wear any sort of "gear" that you want them to.

Some people get Escorts and sexual nightcrawlers mixed up. Call girls do this for a living as in they actually go to an office(for the most part) and then head out to the job site. Ten second tricks are just that. They're in and out faster than a laxative. Later, QD.