Dumb but interesting quotes!

"Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents a Pound."
-Ad in the "Missoulian" by Orange Street Food Farm

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
-Alan Minter. - Boxer

"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby."
-Anonymous Manufacturer

"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl."
-Bill Peterson, Football Coach

"The internet is a great way to get on the net"
-Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
-Britney Spears, Pop Singer

"Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver."
-Carol Malia, BBC Anchorwoman

"The team has come along slow but fast."
-Casey Stengel, Baseball player/manager

"Most lies about blondes are false."
-Cincinnati Times-Star, headline

"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago."
-Dan Quayle, Former U.S. Vice President

"I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix"
-Dan Quayle, Former U.S. Vice President

"We don't like their sound. Groups of guitars are on the way out."
-Decca Records Rejecting the Beatles, in 1962

"The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe."
-Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia

"It is white."
-George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
-George Gobel

"We're going to move left and right at the same time."
-Jerry Brown, Governor of California

"I have a God-given talent. I got it from my dad."
-Julian Wakefield, Missouri Basketball player

"The largest crowd ever in the state of Las Vegas."
-Mark Jones, TV Broadcaster

"Solutions are not the answer."
-Richard Nixon, Former U.S. President

Feel free to add to this as you see fit That is all.