Quote Originally Posted by Ran Kizama
Kung Fu? Fireworks? Flying Dragons? When the hell did I become Chinese?

You want to start something? I will Taekwan Do kick you and your bomb-totting brother in the face. Back down man, you don't want none.
I'll block your weak ass kick with my turban, then hogtie your ankles to your neck. Then tae bo your nuts, and fold you up and toss your ass in the back of that easter egg you call a car. then, I'll drive you back to Korea