Car keyed at a car meet?

[HvyArms]

First Varsity meet I took the Yaris to, I popped the hatch and sat on the back lid to eat. Didn't think anything about. Then in about 5 mins, the d@mn car was surrounded by Islamic people. I didn't know what the hell to do. One of those rag-headed fuckers even leaned against my car. WTF? They went away after like half an hour and no damage was done, but I was nervous as f*ck.

...what? Islamic people? What makes you think they were Islamic? Dude, when you brought out the Yaris the first time I was standing by your car while you were eating. I'm Muslim, and I'm the one who started this thread. Am I "Islamic"? Let me help you out, there's no such thing as an "islamic" person. There are muslims...period. Were they muslim or were they middle eastern? Dude that's like me calling you a geisha because you're asian. Makes no sense right? Riiight.