Most likely to piss their pants in class- halfwit


Most likely to touch other boys in inappropraite places- crazy asian


Most likely to touch other girls in inappropriate places- alex


Most likely to eat glue- keebler


Most likely to be held back another year - gsrturbofagbitchslut


Most likely to learn their alphabet the quickest- ruiner


Most likely to be dropped off at school by a gangbanger- ricky