> Wine her. 20$
> Dine her. 50$
> Call her.(over your minutes cause she talked for 8 hrs) 50$
> Hold her.
> Surprise her. 75$
> Compliment her.
> Smile at her.
> Listen to her. (oh the torture)
> Laugh with her.(fake laughs of course)
> Cry with her.(fake cry too)
> Romance her.(for 5 hours or until shes "in the mood")
> Encourage her.
> Believe in her.
> Cuddle with her.
> Shop with her. (50,000)
> Give her jewelry. 300
> Buy her flowers.25$
> Hold her hand.
> Write love letters to her.
> Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.
>
>
> How to Treat a Man:
> Show up naked
> With beer & chicken wings - 12$ (from our credit card)
> & Don't block the TV.
50,537 we have to spend on a woman.
0$ they need spend.
grr i wish i was gay....
disclaimer, im not gay.
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Originally Posted by Halfwit
