So I managed to get basically attacked by a crazy drunk bitch, who decided it would be so much fun to take a screw driver and some other tool to the body of my car and my carbon fiber hood. you bet that bitch is gettn a nice bill

Notes...
*Crazy Bitch gets drunk.
*Crazy Bitch decides to drive around like an idiot under the influence.
*Crazy Bitch comes back to my girl's house where she starts to get cigarette ashes all over my girl's mom's bed...then eventually falls asleep.
*Crazy Bitch gets asked to leave by everyone there including my girl and says no.
*I turn into crazy Motherfucker and tell her to get her ass out of the house.
*Crazy bitch attacks me and flies head first into the dish washer.
*I hold her down and tell everyone else to call the cops.
*Crazy Bitch gets up and grabs a knife then threatens to kill me.
*I take a walk...and make a call to Walton Co.
*The piggys show up and wouldnt you know it, my car is fucked up and she's spending the night in the pokey.

They got her for aggrivated assult, destruction of property, and distribution of alcohol to minors.