
Originally Posted by
keebler
Nah, last night was negociations night at the tree. All my little elf bitches are on strike so I was busy dealing with the leader of the revolution last night trying to come to a peaceful resolution. All and all they made me mad by there demands so I agree'd to change the receipe for the chewy chocolate chip mix. but don't be fooled, that was only stage 1 of my plan. once the elves went back to work I barred the doors and burned the tree to the ground. That'll show those assholes who the real negociator is... But ya, to make the long story short. We no longer have any elves left, so buy as many Keebler brand cookies as you can before supplies run out, oh ya, since I burned the tree down and I lived in that tree, now I'm homeless. But I still showed them who's boss