he ordered chinese and almost had a heart attack dealing with the lady ..
he was like hi can i get a delivery ..
she was like ok numba pwease ..
404-468-7890 ..
ok fo chero fo fo sex aii seben aii night chero ..
he was like uhm yea ok ..
she was like atress pwease ..
he was like 5645 buford highway, atlanta, ga 30050 ..
so she was like ok fibe sex fo fibe booford hiwai atlanta joga tree chero chero fibe chero ..
so he was like uhhh yea ..
shes like orda pwease ..
then hes like can i get the lunch special chicken with broccoli with steam rice and egg drop soup and chicken wings with a can of coke ..
so she was like ok 1 orda lunch spechul chicken with broffcoli stream ryce egg drop soupe chicken ring n can of coke ..
so hes like yea ..
then shes like ok frotal is twelb fo tee sex you need extra sauce ..
hes like wtf you mean extra sauce i dont want no mother fucking extra sauce ill fucking kill you ..
then she was like yes ..
so he was like no i dont want no extra fucking sauce ..
then she was like no extra fucking sauce ..
then hes like yea ..
then shes like friend make up mind yes or no ..
then hes like no so how long ..
she was like dirty to fo tee mee knit ..
then he was like ok thank you ..