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    Default Funny first things another IA member said to you

    So I've noticed upon meeting IA people that we usually have something funny to say as a greeting.. post up the funny ones that stick out in your memory!

    Steve/b18hatch: "Dude we got so fucking lost"
    The Ren: "Where's my cookie, bitch?"

    Fuck stance. Stance is for kids in skinny jeans with Justin Beiber haircuts. You don't need stance when you got swagger.

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    C_My_Bunny: DUDE YOU LOOK LIKE THAT GUY FROM THAT MOVIE CAN'T HARDLY WAIT!!! UMM...
    Ren: -looks at car- I know the car, but I don't know you...
    EP3sAreFun: ... I thought you were black


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    I haven't really had anyone come up to me and say something funny, but I'm sure I sounded like a crackhead coming up to random IA members.
    For example: Me to ProjectWidow at Drift Fury- Hey I know you from IA, you have that Prelude right?
    Gene- Uhh yeah, who are you?
    Me- I'm D.Choe, I drive that shitty AE86.
    Gene- Oh yeah, that's cool. (awkward silence)

    And there's this one quote from Stormhammer I will never forget:
    Justin (riding in my AE86) - Dude you almost killed us!(referring to me passing a car)
    Me- Ahh, it's cool (turning back into other lane)
    Justin - Man it took you like 2 years to pass that car!
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    Quote Originally Posted by xPhantomSolx
    So I've noticed upon meeting IA people that we usually have something funny to say as a greeting.. post up the funny ones that stick out in your memory!

    Steve/b18hatch: "Dude we got so fucking lost"
    The Ren: "Where's my cookie, bitch?"

    LIRL, I GOT QUOTED!!! YES!!! EM, you just made my day



    my only really funny one is

    RG-"hey im brett"
    ME: nah,, lol bretts white
    RG "I'm QD"

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    B18hatch:are you randomguy?
    me: yes
    B18hatch: well i have a story for you
    me: shoot
    B18hatch: Well earlier today, i went to the laundromat to clean some dirty clothes of mines.
    me: yeah?
    B18hatch: So i go to the coin machine and insert a dollar, out comes 4 quarters right, I put those very same quarters into the washing machine, and about 19 minutes later clean clothes come out.
    me: And..?
    B18hatch: So i take those wet clothes, put them in the dryer, so i was missing a quarter right, so i go back to the change machine, get another 4 quarters, so now I have 7 quarters, and I only need 4 of them. So i put 4 of them in, out come my dry clothes. I put them in a bag and walk out. I put the bag in my car and drive home. The end.

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    LIRL, you obviously didnt see the gum thing in the LNC thread


    this one time though, i smoked some weed and i got high
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    I heard that one time you actually hooked up with a girl instead of just talking about how you almost did.

    Fuck stance. Stance is for kids in skinny jeans with Justin Beiber haircuts. You don't need stance when you got swagger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xPhantomSolx
    I heard that one time you actually hooked up with a girl instead of just talking about how you almost did.
    awwwwwwwwwwww hellll nah she called you out

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    LIRL, Miami Vice....all im going to say...
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    Quote Originally Posted by xPhantomSolx
    I heard that one time you actually hooked up with a girl instead of just talking about how you almost did.

    speaking of which, is lindsey still single to mingle??
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    *eye roll* Yes, she is

    Fuck stance. Stance is for kids in skinny jeans with Justin Beiber haircuts. You don't need stance when you got swagger.

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    oh shit!! theres luck!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by xPhantomSolx
    *eye roll* Yes, she is
    Hmmm.... LIRL!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustinSane110™
    Hmmm.... LIRL!!

    hmmm....dude i traced my roots back on my moms side....
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    so just playing, LIRL, but it was cool to meet you bro.


    Em knows im half black though...shes seen the nappy hair
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    Quote Originally Posted by b18hatch
    so just playing, LIRL, but it was cool to meet you bro.


    Em knows im half black though...shes seen the nappy hair
    Same here man, u gonna make it to Varsity?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustinSane110™
    Same here man, u gonna make it to Varsity?

    dont know yet...got VIP passes to wild bills so i get in free...not that VIP is much but rent kicked my ass this paycheck...before that i gotta do a timing belt on a buddys car so i dont know how long ill be at the shop
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    holy shit that wasnt the first thing i said to you EM... and man that shit was so awful.. I cant believe I knew the car and not him.. pathetic.. I know
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    some guy: hey, are you b from import atlanta
    me: nah nigga, im George, with the Cougar
    some guy: oh whas up man im "insert name"
    me: shut tha fuck up, i dont even like you, thats a front i put on IA
    some guy: really.....you seem nice
    me: and you seemed smart till your dumbass came up to me asking if im b16a2 civic from IA
    some guy: my bad
    me: yeah, your bad, im bout to go hit this blunt, i'll holla

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    ^ LOL

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    bwahaha. half koreans are ruthless

    i know you love my swagger
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    several adoring fans: hey are you thinkfast?
    me: fuk outta heeea, I aint signin autographs right now
    fans: yea but we heard you was gonna fight today, and we seen the LA fitted, its you isnt it
    me: I said no, get the fuk outta my face :bucks:
    groupies: :running away: WE'RE GIVIN YOU NEG REP POINTS, ASSHOLE!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    several adoring fans: hey are you thinkfast?
    me: fuk outta heeea, I aint signin autographs right now
    fans: yea but we heard you was gonna fight today, and we seen the LA fitted, its you isnt it
    me: I said no, get the fuk outta my face :bucks:
    groupies: :running away: WE'RE GIVIN YOU NEG REP POINTS, ASSHOLE!!

    must have been the LNC

    i know you love my swagger
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    yea, talkin bout "you got -23556"

    bitches

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Ren
    holy shit that wasnt the first thing i said to you EM... and man that shit was so awful.. I cant believe I knew the car and not him.. pathetic.. I know
    It so was! At Lowe's last month... I come walkin up, and you say "Where's my cookie, bitch?!"

    Then you made fun of my honda for a while

    Fuck stance. Stance is for kids in skinny jeans with Justin Beiber haircuts. You don't need stance when you got swagger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xPhantomSolx
    It so was! At Lowe's last month... I come walkin up, and you say "Where's my cookie, bitch?!"

    Then you made fun of my honda for a while
    Your such a liar... I don't make fun of hondas.. i own one...
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Ren
    Your such a liar... I don't make fun of hondas.. i own one...
    lol ok ok you didn't exactly make fun of the honda.. you said 14.3 was pitiful in the supra and I did a pout because my honda hits a 14.3 on a GOOD day.

    You gonna be at the gwinnett meet up thingie again?

    Fuck stance. Stance is for kids in skinny jeans with Justin Beiber haircuts. You don't need stance when you got swagger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    several adoring fans: hey are you thinkfast?
    me: fuk outta heeea, I aint signin autographs right now
    fans: yea but we heard you was gonna fight today, and we seen the LA fitted, its you isnt it
    me: I said no, get the fuk outta my face :bucks:
    groupies: :running away: WE'RE GIVIN YOU NEG REP POINTS, ASSHOLE!!

    LIRL !!!!
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    i doubt it
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