Quote Originally Posted by Mr_Mischif
How do you think I look at porn while I jerk off?

Have you ever felt like you were going to leave a huge log in the toilet, but you find out it's not even an inch?
yea I call them phantom shits, sometimes I look down and theres nothin floatin, I'm like "where did my shit go?" it got ghost, my shit done pulled a patrick swayze, thats crazy

maaaan I need to stop smokin this shit here! woooo