hurry up and find ..
good thing i dont have sound at work ill probably be throwing up everywhere ..
just watching it will prolly make me barf ..
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hurry up and find ..
good thing i dont have sound at work ill probably be throwing up everywhere ..
just watching it will prolly make me barf ..
I can't remember where I saw it but I am hunting like mad cause it's hilarious
im already laughing just imagining it i got some issue .. lolz
Here is one to hold you over til I find the good one.
http://www.killsometime.com/Video/video.asp?ID=494
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: ROLF good find lol, that shit is disgusting but funny as hell!
Oh damn yo... Stumbled on this one....
http://www.consumptionjunction.com/c...D=35188&type=1
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by Allshow97
i think he got a corn stuck on his little toe .. LIRL !!!
JAPANESE PEOPLE ARE SICK !!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Allshow97
yo she was peeing on him and shitting also ..
GOT DAYMMMMMMMMMMM !!!
LoL yeah... I couldn't find the one i was talkin about but I did find some nasty shit. Consumption junction is full of all that kinds of shit.
I mean... wow... lol So who's buying lunch today?
yea that site is crazy there was this one video where the guy was getting his throat cut ..Quote:
Originally Posted by Allshow97
Yeah the Nick Berg video from like 1 year and a half ago... Crazy shit!
i held my throat when he was getting his throat chopped ..
Ya know... It's sickos like you guys that make it unsafe to leave the house at night lol
Lol disturbing videos are just cool cause its not shit you see every day. and there is that level of curiosity.
when you have chained up girls in your basement and needles sticking in them ..Quote:
Originally Posted by keebler
and stuffing there pussy with spiked dildos and watching it bleed and them yelling NOOOOOOOOOOO ..
well ok thats it dont wanna gross you guys out im eating ..
I am NEVER going to party with you lol, granted I'm not a girl but I'm still scared nonetheless
LoL I 2nd that motion!Quote:
Originally Posted by keebler
well atleast if you go to a party with me you know ill be thinking of something sick to do to someone if they fuck with me ..
so you shall be safe when someone is giving you a hard time in the club ..
cause i will prolly stab them in the stomach with a broken bottle ..
twist it a couple of times and let the blood pour out from the hole ..
then well ok imma go back to eating ..
LoL that's some hardcore shit right there. :D Never had nobody fuck wit me at the club though. I am a pretty big dood myself... Come to think of it most people are scared of the Marshmallow Man :fruit:Quote:
Originally Posted by THAT BOY !!!
I'm a small dude, its guys like me that have the big friends who handle all the dirty work
ive had a few fights at the club ..Quote:
Originally Posted by Allshow97
im small also but i handle mine no matter what if i win or lose ..Quote:
Originally Posted by keebler
big friends are always good to have ..
back home all my friends are all juice heads ..
there my body guard .. lolz
so yea heres an example of a club fight ..
your standing by the bar getting a few drinks for you and your friends ..
guy bumps you and you say excuse me whats your problem you can say sorry ..
if he says sorry my bad hes a pussy but he will let his friends know wassup ..
so what you do is you watch him closely and let your friends know wassup ..
start dancing and get closer to there crowd so you can attack them ..
break the bottle end on there head and stab there throat ..
proceed with the stabbing and watch the blood quirt out of there neck ..
while doing this make sure you grab there wallet for any money ..
dig in there pocket also cause thats where it goes after they break a $100.00 ..
continue jigging them in there neck and stomach area ..
then you dance around them for a little and you break out ..
lmfao, I sense a true entrepuener (sp?)
I had an el gigante burrito @ frontera's last night. my ass feels like its got a clog in it or something. i want to fart, but i feel like the pressure thats being built up would like, launch a turd into space
YEAAAA !!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Stormhammer
you know i hate those when you you gotta fart and shit at the same time ..
but you dont want to cause you might shit on yourself ..
i make sure i go to the bathroom for those ..
or you can do the simple procedure ..Quote:
Originally Posted by keebler
1. walk towards enemy with friends
2. surround him without him knowing
3. break bottle
4. stab twist twist pull
5. leave through the crowd when they start screaming and running
But you don't make any cash that way
if you want him dead and his money ..
1. stab him and hug him
2. run his pockets
3. twist twist pull
4. run out with the screaming crowd
5. hop in the waiting car in the parking lot 2 blocks down
6. be out
Thats much better lol
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THAT BOY !!!, CMO
weird i see 2 people in the thread but it says 3 members ..
maybe a ghost ??
ever had one sound like a grenade when its deploying....but then its a small piece of shit
How bout the never-ending shit... Its so long it wraps around the bowl twice. :goodjob:
LIRL
Then of course you have the herniated shit... The one that feels like your gonna pop a brain vessel cause it strainin like a mofo to get that big sombitch out.
Damnit I gotta go now. I gotta go lay a stinker
word son them is dangerous ..Quote:
Originally Posted by Allshow97
Could you imagine them as a neverending shit? You'd get your ass stretched further than The Reciever.Quote:
Originally Posted by Allshow97
You can also experience a shit like I just had... Called the "Smear Shit" your sittin there shittin get done wipe your ass then flush... As the shit goes down it smears itself in a corkscrew like fashion on the bowl as it goes down.