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    Default Bad virgin joke.

    Girl meets boy. Girl dates boy. Girl invites boy to have dinner with

    her parents. Since this is such a

    big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that

    after dinner, she would like to go out and make love

    for the first time.

    * * * * * * * * *

    Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex

    before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get

    some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and

    the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

    He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and

    sex.

    * * * * * * * * *

    At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many

    condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family

    pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he

    thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

    * * * * * * * * *

    That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents

    house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm

    so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

    * * * * * * * * *

    The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table

    where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly

    offers to say grace and bows his head.

    * * * * * * * * *

    A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,

    with his head down.

    * * * * * * * * *

    10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

    * * * * * * * * *

    Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the

    girlfriend leans over and whispers to the

    boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

    * * * * * * * *

    The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your

    father was a pharmacist."




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    LMAO!!!!


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    I laughed so hard i started to cry. lol

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    haha, pretty funny...

    so when did he slip him the drugs??

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    That would fucking blow....POWND


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    Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayum.......................yo thats messed up. ROFLMAO


    Shits real out here. You betta keep a strap and learn somethin'
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    Holy shit, lol!!!

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    LMFAO!!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by admin
    whatever dude? 1,000,000 says you suck my dick while Fox News reports it

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    Thats funny.

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    har har har har

    Fuck stance. Stance is for kids in skinny jeans with Justin Beiber haircuts. You don't need stance when you got swagger.

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    That joke is literally older than the Internet. Seriously. Later, QD.
    FOR MORE INFO, CLICK THE PIC!!!


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    Repost

    already beat cha to it like over a year ago

    and they had told me it was even a repost when i posted it

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    finally someone said repost...sheesh.

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    still funny

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    Didnt know it was a repost. Oops.

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    that is pretty damn funny.........

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    lol
    "I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."

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    LoL, nice
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    repost for the 20th time.. funny anyways.

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    oh shit...LIRL!!!!!!!

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    sux for him?

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    well daym this is prolly like the 10th time ive read this but i still crack up on it ..
    NY STAY HIGH !!!

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    this is so old it actually makes Brett feel young ..
    NY STAY HIGH !!!

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    ^- burn.

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    damn that would suck

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