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    Oh and I didnt call cuz I havent gone on lunch, and I wouldnt have seen it had someone else not pointed it out to me...

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
    Oh and I didnt call cuz I havent gone on lunch, and I wouldnt have seen it had someone else not pointed it out to me...
    ok... well.. ima be out in a bit (im gettin off at 2 today)... im takin the best friend to Will's restaurant, call me whenever you get a chance. ill be sure to give you all the details.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knonimous
    ok... well.. ima be out in a bit (im gettin off at 2 today)... im takin the best friend to Will's restaurant, call me whenever you get a chance. ill be sure to give you all the details.
    HEY MUTHAFUKER, I WAS TRYING TO GET DETAILS NOW. SPILL IT!!!! NOT LIKE U SPILLED ON HER EITHER. LOL!!!

    NEVER MINE THIS POST, AWAITING PM FROM KNONIMOUS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BTEC
    HEY MUTHAFUKER, I WAS TRYING TO GET DETAILS NOW. SPILL IT!!!! NOT LIKE U SPILLED ON HER EITHER. LOL!!!


    Cliffnotes:

    Me and friend go to strip club
    me and friend leave strip club
    friend tells me about hoes in neighborhood
    me say kewl
    he takes me to motel where they be
    we dont see anybody at first but then we see her
    me and friend picks up hoe
    she says she wants to go to Exxon
    we ask what you gettin into?
    she ask what you want?
    i say Well.... dammit i want sum head.
    she flashes pussy and shit (that i am not interested in)
    she also flashes titties (but the milk has gone bad)
    we ask how much for head
    she says if we were both gonna get something shell give us discount
    but i say only i want head
    so instead of charging $10 she charges me the original $15
    we go to the back of a Mostly Mexican apartment complex (Mexicans so gangsta)
    she gets to work with the condom she requested
    i was like okay.... now that shit aint gonna do no good.
    she say she dont want dick breath...
    i say okay hoe whateva.
    she goes with the condom on for about 17mins then says damn!
    i say see?! i told yo' dumb ass. now take that shit off
    so she takes it off at tosses it out da window
    at that time my friend comes back and says the Mexicans starting to look suspicious...
    so he drives around for a bit ... about 10 more minutes...
    i started to get fed up cuz i aint bussin so i start to think about any and everything thatll prally get me to bust.
    she said she wanted to go to the gas station but we went somewhere else.
    she got up to look around and i said no no no get back down!
    finally with the assistance of my imagination she struck a nerve and i creamed in her right hand and a bit in her mouth
    my first grunt was in her mouth and the rest of the nut was spread out in her hand...
    we dropped her off about a 1/2 mile away from the gas station she wanted to go to...

    It was funny

    shit not really cliffnotes i guess.. more like whole story oh well

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