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    Default so like the asian invasion thing

    so my good friend Ricky and I set out on a mission about 4 months back. This mission was to acquire as many of the asian persuasion that we could.

    I mean, both of us proven champions in the white and latina games we decided to test our skills and go after the holy grale of vagina! "the asian woman"

    I think it took us both all of about a week to conquer our goals. and we did this almost simultaneously. Ricky with Dee and myself with Boo.

    now that 4 months has passed since we first set out on our quest for asian domination i have come to the conclusion that well, the asians won.

    do you know where my girl sleeps every night?

    do you know where ricky;s girl sleeps every night?

    and i mean every night?

    thats right.. they sleep in our beds. From what i can gather, they have pretty much taken total domination of our homes and lifestyles. so .. instead of pimping .. we got pimped..

    Im not complaining, im happy as hell n just felt like sharing a tal tale of 2 men from LA trapped in suburban atlanta.



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    gotta love da asian lovin'

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    holy shit! could this be the start of him settling down? Will the kings of pimp finally retire? Stay tuned to find out!

    But, on a serious note, congrats


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    im stuk. im happy. i dont car. fuk u all! i got pimped.. so what... fuk u



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    LOL, it's all good homey.

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    alex!


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    Quote Originally Posted by carrascopa
    im stuk. im happy. i dont car. fuk u all! i got pimped.. so what... fuk u
    lol... eh dont think of it as u got pimped...
    think of it as you found the right woman...
    and it just happens dat dey r asian =P

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    lirl at this thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by xaznstylegrlx
    lol... eh dont think of it as u got pimped...
    think of it as you found the right woman...
    and it just happens dat dey r asian =P
    ya i know i didnt really get pimped.. well it was a mutual pimpage.



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    Sounds like my parents. Dad is white and Mom is Korean. Dad brings home a paycheck, hands it to Mom, then Mom gives him his allowance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran Kizama
    Sounds like my parents. Dad is white and Mom is Korean. Dad brings home a paycheck, hands it to Mom, then Mom gives him his allowance.
    lmao... dat is my dream life

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    haha.. congrats.
    :boobies: & = :idb:

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    aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahah!! alex, you my man dog, its crazy son.. they wild'n and we just sit back and admire.. they some freaks too dog, I mean its all good when we at a gathering or social function, no worries, but as soon as them clothes come off, its like shes posessed nigga, her eyes, its somethin w/ her eyes.. she in her head like "I got this bitch right here, HAHAHAHA" :idb: :idb: :idb: :idb: :idb:

    yo, you played 2pac yet while you bonin? its the best nigga ALL EYEZ ON ME

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    y r people sending congradulations?



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    yea I dont get it, everybody talkin like its a good thing, shit nigga

    I was in cali man, I was in cali, I aint know how to act, I was peekin aroudn the corner in case dee was watchin

    my mind playin tricks on me

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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahah!! alex, you my man dog, its crazy son.. they wild'n and we just sit back and admire.. they some freaks too dog, I mean its all good when we at a gathering or social function, no worries, but as soon as them clothes come off, its like shes posessed nigga, her eyes, its somethin w/ her eyes.. she in her head like "I got this bitch right here, HAHAHAHA" :idb: :idb: :idb: :idb: :idb:

    yo, you played 2pac yet while you bonin? its the best nigga ALL EYEZ ON ME
    bwaaaaaa!!!!! u aint lyin nigga... they sum freaks in the sheets fo sho



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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahah!! alex, you my man dog, its crazy son.. they wild'n and we just sit back and admire.. they some freaks too dog, I mean its all good when we at a gathering or social function, no worries, but as soon as them clothes come off, its like shes posessed nigga, her eyes, its somethin w/ her eyes.. she in her head like "I got this bitch right here, HAHAHAHA" :idb: :idb: :idb: :idb: :idb:

    yo, you played 2pac yet while you bonin? its the best nigga ALL EYEZ ON ME
    wtf... lmao

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    los angeles born, grounded in the ATl and bound by an asian woman! thats ricky n myself



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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    yea I dont get it, everybody talkin like its a good thing, shit nigga

    I was in cali man, I was in cali, I aint know how to act, I was peekin aroudn the corner in case dee was watchin

    my mind playin tricks on me
    ahahah.. see me n mines.. we got personal walky motherfuccin talkies n shit! she always know where im at..



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    YELLOW FEVER !!!
    NY STAY HIGH !!!

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    straight up, nothin like a cali nigga no doubt, but when you get us out our environment, like the asians did, its like you catchin a koala bear in your backyard, you just wanna trake full advantage, take photos, keep em locked up, all that

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    makes me wonder...
    if the asian female population are all dating american dudes...
    who will asian men date?
    for me im just more comfortable dating my own category =)

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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    straight up, nothin like a cali nigga no doubt, but when you get us out our environment, like the asians did, its like you catchin a koala bear in your backyard, you just wanna trake full advantage, take photos, keep em locked up, all that
    damn... n they even let us eat as much salad as we want.. fuk ricky? we are kaola bears... damn



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    i like my asian ladies ..
    but i will play with other backgrounds ..
    NY STAY HIGH !!!

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    I know you feel like you lackin in some categories when it comes to asian men, lets be honest

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    Quote Originally Posted by carrascopa
    damn... n they even let us eat as much salad as we want.. fuk ricky? we are kaola bears... damn
    bahahahahaha .. eating bamboo like a panda bear ..
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    Quote Originally Posted by xaznstylegrlx
    makes me wonder...
    if the asian female population are all dating american dudes...
    who will asian men date?
    for me im just more comfortable dating my own category =)
    my girl was married to an asian man.. n well dated asian dudes.. but i break down barriers and all the ethnic walls! I am Pedro Alejandro Carrasco III and I have no limits as to what i can accomplish in the vagina realm



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    Quote Originally Posted by carrascopa
    damn... n they even let us eat as much salad as we want.. fuk ricky? we are kaola bears... damn
    lol yea nigga, I aint got no vicios, but you know, the salad consumption is at an all time "high" hahahahaa

    damn I made a joke right there, I aint even mean to.. Im jsut that funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by carrascopa
    my girl was married to an asian man.. n well dated asian dudes.. but i break down barriers and all the ethnic walls! I am Pedro Alejandro Carrasco III and I have no limits as to what i can accomplish in the vagina realm
    this nigga a tank son

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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    I know you feel like you lackin in some categories when it comes to asian men, lets be honest
    oh boy..
    asian female body parts were meant for asian male body parts...
    and lets leave it at dat

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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    I know you feel like you lackin in some categories when it comes to asian men, lets be honest
    bwaaaaa hahahaha!

    ya asians dont haev the BMW



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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    I know you feel like you lackin in some categories when it comes to asian men, lets be honest
    bwahahaha * wait * daym ..

    * walks out *
    NY STAY HIGH !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by carrascopa
    bwaaaaa hahahaha!

    ya asians dont haev the BMW
    yea cause we drive da benz ..
    not me though i do it MTA ..
    NY STAY HIGH !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by THAT BOY !!!
    bwahahaha * wait * daym ..

    * walks out *
    its ok... dere will be asian girls left for ya after all the american guys r done picking.. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by xaznstylegrlx
    oh boy..
    asian female body parts were meant for asian male body parts...
    and lets leave it at dat
    I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS BUT ILL JUST .....HMMMMMM

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    Quote Originally Posted by xaznstylegrlx
    oh boy..
    asian female body parts were meant for asian male body parts...
    and lets leave it at dat
    true true, I never looked at it like that... thats a good call hahaha

    the defense has no battle, we rest

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    Quote Originally Posted by xaznstylegrlx
    its ok... dere will be asian girls left for ya after all the american guys r done picking.. lol
    what you know about them Latinos though

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    Quote Originally Posted by xaznstylegrlx
    its ok... dere will be asian girls left for ya after all the american guys r done picking.. lol
    fuck that i aint gunna bag and tag a used tire ..

    im gunna go to our mother land and find me some freaky ass virgin ..
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    she right though.. asian girls vaginal regio is smaller .. n i love it! haha!

    also, uhm.. did she just admit that asians have small genitals? that sucks



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    hm.. never dated one?
    i've dated majority asians..
    one white dude..
    and one dude dat was mixed black and asian...
    and well i prefer asians =)

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