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    Quote Originally Posted by HvyArms
    Because they cant all be grad students like me.

    Why does a white guy in a stock EG, lock his doors when a black guy in an 850, pulls up next to him at a light??
    Because he doesnt want anybody to jack his "Ultimate Fuel Efficiency Machine"


    Why am I so obsessed with chicks that have big butts?
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    Quote Originally Posted by HvyArms
    Because they cant all be grad students like me.

    Why does a white guy in a stock EG, lock his doors when a black guy in an 850, pulls up next to him at a light??
    because you're a drug dealer that also likes to mod Hondas.

    why do dont the majority of us blacks have legitimate jobs? or "taxable" jobs

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigPoppaHurtm
    Because he doesnt want anybody to jack his "Ultimate Fuel Efficiency Machine"


    Why am I so obsessed with chicks that have big butts?
    because you're that same black guy that wants to steal the "Ultimate Fuel Efficient Machine"

    Why is Crown Vics so Phat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knonimous
    because you're that same black guy that wants to steal the "Ultimate Fuel Efficient Machine"

    Why is Crown Vics so Phat?

    cause only old fat ladies drive them.....?


    why do pretty girls give bad brain?
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    Quote Originally Posted by HvyArms
    cause only old fat ladies drive them.....?


    why do pretty girls give bad brain?
    Because their brain exerted more energy on making physical attributes exceptional leaving little effort for cognitive thought or "brain giving skills"


    Why does my shit smell like coffee?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seymour222
    Because their brain exerted more energy on making physical attributes exceptional leaving little effort for cognitive thought or "brain giving skills"


    Why does my shit smell like coffee?
    you drink too much coffee

    why is beer in a can the same price as in a bottle? cause bottle tastes better
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hulud
    you drink too much coffee

    why is beer in a can the same price as in a bottle? cause bottle tastes better
    Because it's beer.

    Why do we park on a driveway, but drive on a parkway?
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    Quote Originally Posted by HvyArms
    Because it's beer.

    Why do we park on a driveway, but drive on a parkway?
    because thats a stupid question. it hurts my chest thinking about it. the man knows how to make us think in analytical ways.

    Can a beard contract an STD? like.... clap for instance?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knonimous
    because thats a stupid question. it hurts my chest thinking about it. the man knows how to make us think in analytical ways.

    Can a beard contract an STD? like.... clap for instance?
    Positive.

    If a tree falls in the woods on a deaf man and nobody's around to hear it, does the tree or the man really make a sound?
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    If a tree falls in the woods on a deaf man and nobody's around to hear it, does the tree or the man really make a sound?
    of course deaf people moan and make that splat sound too...




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    Yeah, cause the man was close enough to hear the tree fall. We can never know if a man made a sound.

    How come lesbians won't go for dick? Straight women go for pussy every once in a while.
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    so let me get this straight.
    u hate black people...
    so you went to africa?
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    Quote Originally Posted by HvyArms
    Positive.

    If a tree falls in the woods on a deaf man and nobody's around to hear it, does the tree or the man really make a sound?
    both make a sound. next question...

    what does the back of a stop sign smell like?

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    cake and ice cream

    why do we "take a shit" when we in fact "leave a shit"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by admin
    of course deaf people moan and make that splat sound too...




    HOW COME I HAVE A BONER WHEN I WAKE UP?
    because it rises with the sun.

    is it possible to have a JDM dick? lets say a RHC cock?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knonimous
    both make a sound. next question...

    what does the back of a stop sign smell like?
    Ralph Lauren Black, and Chicken Snot.

    Why wont FawkYou actually Fawk you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by HvyArms
    Ralph Lauren Black, and Chicken Snot.

    Why wont FawkYou actually Fawk you?
    because shes white.

    why is it spelled ghey as opposed to gei?

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    who cares? they're both gay.

    why do I always bleed when I work on my car?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decker1.8t
    who cares? they're both gay.

    why do I always bleed when I work on my car?
    because you're either on your period or your car is out to kill you.

    why do gloves come in latex? can i fuck in them?

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    Because you only work on it "once a month"

    Why won't lesbians go for dick?
    Quote Originally Posted by Lucky SC
    so let me get this straight.
    u hate black people...
    so you went to africa?
    Quote Originally Posted by Psycho
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    Quote Originally Posted by Decker1.8t
    who cares? they're both gay.

    why do I always bleed when I work on my car?
    Because it's a vampire car, Christina's kin.

    Why aren't I rich?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr_Mischif
    Because you only work on it "once a month"

    Why won't lesbians go for dick?
    because you still wanna know.

    what tha fuck is bicurious?!?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HvyArms
    Because it's a vampire car, Christina's kin.

    Why aren't I rich?
    because you're black and you spent your money on an 850.

    why cant we answer/ask questions one at a time? as opposed to having to resort to quoting the person from 2-3 posts ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knonimous
    because you're black and you spent your money on an 850.

    why cant we answer/ask questions one at a time? as opposed to having to resort to quoting the person from 2-3 posts ago.
    Because we're all a bunch of ethugs, jumping over each other to get our licks in.

    Why should I follow the rules of this game?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miranda
    Because we're all a bunch of ethugs, jumping over each other to get our licks in.

    Why should I follow the rules of this game?
    bkuz its a game.

    Why am I in this thread?

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    Because you're a pussy.

    Who's seen the Power Rangers parody with "Jose Canseco"?
    Quote Originally Posted by Lucky SC
    so let me get this straight.
    u hate black people...
    so you went to africa?
    Quote Originally Posted by Psycho
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr_Mischif
    Because you're a pussy.

    Who's seen the Power Rangers parody with "Jose Canseco"?
    Only Jose Canseco.

    Why do dirty girls smell like fish, as opposed to say...beef?
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    Because pussies like fish, not beef.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lucky SC
    so let me get this straight.
    u hate black people...
    so you went to africa?
    Quote Originally Posted by Psycho
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr_Mischif
    Because pussies like fish, not beef.
    oh.

    Is this thread dead yet?
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    no.

    how come when you stick your finger in your clean belly button, it still stinks?
    Here, hold my beer!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hemi
    no.

    how come when you stick your finger in your clean belly button, it still stinks?
    Because your finger is dirty.

    How come cops always ask "do you know how fast you were going?"?
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    to get you to self incriminate.

    why is housing so expensive in vegas?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shazam!
    to get you to self incriminate.

    why is housing so expensive in vegas?
    Because Bush is in office. Also see: Why does life suck suddenly?

    Why doesnt Peter Pan have breast?
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    Cause he's a guy.

    Why can't I get laid?
    Wait...wait...I already know why I can't get laid.

    Why are ther no lesbians on IA?
    Quote Originally Posted by Lucky SC
    so let me get this straight.
    u hate black people...
    so you went to africa?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr_Mischif
    Cause he's a guy.

    Why can't I get laid?
    Wait...wait...I already know why I can't get laid.

    Why are ther no lesbians on IA?
    Cause IA'ers prefer stick?

    Is this thread dead yet?
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    Quote Originally Posted by HvyArms
    Cause IA'ers prefer stick?

    Is this thread dead yet?
    not yet bruh...your suffering hasnt reached it's peak yet.

    why is it that when people fart in public, they freeze up and start looking around suspiciously?



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    Quote Originally Posted by ahmonrah
    not yet bruh...your suffering hasnt reached it's peak yet.

    why is it that when people fart in public, they freeze up and start looking around suspiciously?
    Because they get paranoid trying to narrow it down to one person to blame it on.


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    To sell more records


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    To make a person feel sorry for them so they don't have to check the tire pressure on their HOUSE......



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    Quote Originally Posted by lowjack
    To make a person feel sorry for them so they don't have to check the tire pressure on their HOUSE......



    Why the hell do birds always crap on my mailbox??
    Because I filled it up with bird seed and ex-lax.

    Why do people still buy sony shit after the XCP scandal?
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    so let me get this straight.
    u hate black people...
    so you went to africa?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr_Mischif
    Because I filled it up with bird seed and ex-lax.

    Why do people still buy sony shit after the XCP scandal?
    because no one knows/cares.

    why do so many girls love my cock?
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