Because he doesnt want anybody to jack his "Ultimate Fuel Efficiency Machine"Quote:
Originally Posted by HvyArms
Why am I so obsessed with chicks that have big butts?
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Because he doesnt want anybody to jack his "Ultimate Fuel Efficiency Machine"Quote:
Originally Posted by HvyArms
Why am I so obsessed with chicks that have big butts?
because you're a drug dealer that also likes to mod Hondas.Quote:
Originally Posted by HvyArms
why do dont the majority of us blacks have legitimate jobs? or "taxable" jobs
because you're that same black guy that wants to steal the "Ultimate Fuel Efficient Machine"Quote:
Originally Posted by BigPoppaHurtm
Why is Crown Vics so Phat?
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Originally Posted by Knonimous
cause only old fat ladies drive them.....?
why do pretty girls give bad brain?
Because their brain exerted more energy on making physical attributes exceptional leaving little effort for cognitive thought or "brain giving skills"Quote:
Originally Posted by HvyArms
Why does my shit smell like coffee?
you drink too much coffeeQuote:
Originally Posted by Seymour222
why is beer in a can the same price as in a bottle? cause bottle tastes better
Because it's beer.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hulud
Why do we park on a driveway, but drive on a parkway?
because thats a stupid question. it hurts my chest thinking about it. the man knows how to make us think in analytical ways.Quote:
Originally Posted by HvyArms
Can a beard contract an STD? like.... clap for instance? :dunno:
Positive.Quote:
Originally Posted by Knonimous
If a tree falls in the woods on a deaf man and nobody's around to hear it, does the tree or the man really make a sound?
of course deaf people moan and make that splat sound too...Quote:
If a tree falls in the woods on a deaf man and nobody's around to hear it, does the tree or the man really make a sound?
HOW COME I HAVE A BONER WHEN I WAKE UP?
Yeah, cause the man was close enough to hear the tree fall. We can never know if a man made a sound.
How come lesbians won't go for dick? Straight women go for pussy every once in a while.
both make a sound. next question...Quote:
Originally Posted by HvyArms
what does the back of a stop sign smell like?
cake and ice cream
why do we "take a shit" when we in fact "leave a shit"?
because it rises with the sun.Quote:
Originally Posted by admin
is it possible to have a JDM dick? lets say a RHC cock?
Ralph Lauren Black, and Chicken Snot.Quote:
Originally Posted by Knonimous
Why wont FawkYou actually Fawk you?
because shes white.Quote:
Originally Posted by HvyArms
why is it spelled ghey as opposed to gei? :gay:
who cares? they're both gay.
why do I always bleed when I work on my car?
because you're either on your period or your car is out to kill you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Decker1.8t
why do gloves come in latex? can i fuck in them? :dunno:
Because you only work on it "once a month"
Why won't lesbians go for dick?
Because it's a vampire car, Christina's kin.Quote:
Originally Posted by Decker1.8t
Why aren't I rich?
because you still wanna know.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr_Mischif
what tha fuck is bicurious?!?!
because you're black and you spent your money on an 850.Quote:
Originally Posted by HvyArms
why cant we answer/ask questions one at a time? as opposed to having to resort to quoting the person from 2-3 posts ago.
Because we're all a bunch of ethugs, jumping over each other to get our licks in.Quote:
Originally Posted by Knonimous
Why should I follow the rules of this game?
bkuz its a game.Quote:
Originally Posted by Miranda
Why am I in this thread?
Because you're a pussy.
Who's seen the Power Rangers parody with "Jose Canseco"?
Only Jose Canseco.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr_Mischif
Why do dirty girls smell like fish, as opposed to say...beef?
Because pussies like fish, not beef.
oh.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr_Mischif
Is this thread dead yet?
no.
how come when you stick your finger in your clean belly button, it still stinks?
Because your finger is dirty.Quote:
Originally Posted by hemi
How come cops always ask "do you know how fast you were going?"?
to get you to self incriminate.
why is housing so expensive in vegas?
Because Bush is in office. Also see: Why does life suck suddenly?Quote:
Originally Posted by Shazam!
Why doesnt Peter Pan have breast?
Cause he's a guy.
Why can't I get laid?
Wait...wait...I already know why I can't get laid.
Why are ther no lesbians on IA?
Cause IA'ers prefer stick?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr_Mischif
Is this thread dead yet?
not yet bruh...your suffering hasnt reached it's peak yet.Quote:
Originally Posted by HvyArms
why is it that when people fart in public, they freeze up and start looking around suspiciously?
Because they get paranoid trying to narrow it down to one person to blame it on.Quote:
Originally Posted by ahmonrah
Why did Michael Jackson feel the need to become a white woman??
To sell more records
Why is it that white trash always have on an arm or neck brace?
To make a person feel sorry for them so they don't have to check the tire pressure on their HOUSE......
Why the hell do birds always crap on my mailbox??
Because I filled it up with bird seed and ex-lax.Quote:
Originally Posted by lowjack
Why do people still buy sony shit after the XCP scandal?
because no one knows/cares.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr_Mischif
why do so many girls love my cock?