b/c there is no such thing as a all day wet pussy to fuck it with....We can only take the grunting for so long...
Why do parents get irate about filling out paperwork that specialist need in order to treat their kids?
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b/c there is no such thing as a all day wet pussy to fuck it with....We can only take the grunting for so long...
Why do parents get irate about filling out paperwork that specialist need in order to treat their kids?
because thats why they got insurance.Quote:
Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
is Old Spice and Brut one in the same?
Yes they both smell like cow shit
Why do kids eat their booger?
because their parents said "eat your vegetables!"Quote:
Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
why do fish eat their own shit?:thinking:
b/c it looks like thier food
Who came up with colors?
New Edition.Quote:
Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
whatever happened to New Edition?
Rick DiLello and Micheal Schiffer.Quote:
Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
If the earth is surrounded by the van allen belt, with radiation in the 10 - 100mev range, how the hell did astronauts travel to the moon?
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Originally Posted by HvyArms
Becuz Jesus said "Come unto me"
Can people read the title of this thread?
No.. its been astronomically proven....Quote:
Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
why are oranges orange? but limes are more like a forest green than a lime green?
Same reason lemons are piss colored.Quote:
Originally Posted by Knonimous
Why cant I get a cop to fight me without his vest and batman utility belt on?
Becuz Mother Earth said fuck it
What happened to Vanilla Coke?
because like all americans...the farmers are confused
why, as americans do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
because this is a repost...Quote:
Originally Posted by SwurvinIn
why do people repost?
Because they wanna be me?Quote:
Originally Posted by Knonimous
Why isn't jessica alba waiting in my bed at home?
Cuz she likes real dicks
What does felt feel like?
B/c she is here in Indianapolis w/ me.Quote:
Originally Posted by HvyArms
What would you like me to tell her?
i love carpetQuote:
Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
why does everybody have a problem with pussy smelling like fish? but Tuna is da sheeiiit! :goodjob: :super:
Not to swallowQuote:
Originally Posted by BABY J
Is Tupac still dead?
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Originally Posted by Knonimous
B/c the ones that smell like roses have been recently clean on purpose....(they got somting!!!!)
What is scratch and sniff for?
i think its for people with Cat like fetishes....Quote:
Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
why does Compaq® suck so much boody?
b/c its HP now
Why do guys scratch their nuts?
cuz it iitches... but i pinch... it gets rid of the irritation quickerQuote:
Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
why is QD so old?
fags age quickQuote:
Originally Posted by Knonimous
why arent I getting repped for this?
because your answers arent amusing... there's too much logic behind everything... you're probably just too smart and feel the need to share.. :dunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by HvyArms
why did Mufasa die?
Because Nala knew that she could only be Queen of the jungle if Mufasa died, and Simba took over. So she plotted with Scar, to have him killed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Knonimous
Why are fat girls so friendly?
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Originally Posted by HvyArms
Because we make up in personality what skinny bitches lack.... :goodjob: :rolleyes: ;) :D :crazy: :boobies: :taun:
Why does my roomy come into the room and ask if I am sleeping if u can hear my ass snoring????
She wants a favor.
Why is it such an issue to put it inda butt?
cuz its so bloody tight. :tongue1:Quote:
Originally Posted by Seymour222
what would you do for a Klondike Bar® ?
Iono, kill you?Quote:
Originally Posted by Knonimous
Why do white people do such random shit (Flugtag comes to mind)?
because they are a different breed. not of Adam...Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr_Mischif
what tha fuck is "flugtag"?!? :thinking:
Flugtag is the scientific term for the prosthetic ballsack your mom has.Quote:
Originally Posted by Knonimous
Biologically speaking, why do asian people have "asian eyes"?
because it is a charactistic derived from the Middle Eastern phrase The Eyes of Asia, a term used in and around the Columbus days. The Eyes of Asia protect all eastern Asians from such dangers as rain sun and all other natural elements.Quote:
Originally Posted by RaИdomGuy
why do we call ejaculation nut? when nuts are truly legumes?
FlugtagQuote:
Originally Posted by Knonimous
Why do all the kids in South Park act like adults, and the adults act like kids.
Because alot of times adults do act like children.
Why is it so hard for ppl to accept other instead of making it difficult for others to live?
because we can
why do I have some kid with a Vtech in his spec v sentra talking shit to me?
cause he can...
What is our country going through? HUH?
a good depression..Quote:
Originally Posted by Slow Motion
why gas prices so high?
Because we are so dependent upon gas that the suppliers can charge whatever they want and we'll pay it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Knonimous
If I haven't slept in 19 hours and I have to work at 4pm, should I just stay up and get stuff done or should I attempt a couple hour nap?
Lay down, set your alarm for 5pm, you'll be fine.Quote:
Originally Posted by Miranda
If water has less ingredients than soda and juice, why is it more expensive?
because less is more...Quote:
Originally Posted by HvyArms
when did the doves cry? :dunno: