Because they're 12 and you smear it with chocolate sauce.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jgsr311
Why do so many boys love my mad STi stylzzz?
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Because they're 12 and you smear it with chocolate sauce.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jgsr311
Why do so many boys love my mad STi stylzzz?
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Originally Posted by Miranda
the car is just my excuse :D
why do i want what i cant have and what wants me i dont want?
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Originally Posted by never_finished
Because it doesnt want what wants it, stop wanting it so bad and want something else equally attractive, it'll then begin to want you.
Why do I have the answer to everything?
Because you know it all...
Is it gonna rain?
Yes, it rains everyday. Somewhere.Quote:
Originally Posted by hemi
Will Elizabeth Taylor die this year?
NO. Liz is immortal. because of the elixir Mike Jackson gave her back right before Dangerous was released.Quote:
Originally Posted by HvyArms
Is it possible to have a chest-beard? i mean.... like the ultimate beard stemming from your chin to your chest.
Only if you're Saquatch.Quote:
Originally Posted by Knonimous
Why don't women believe that I'm a virgin?
Cus maybe you look like a pimp :goodjob:Quote:
Originally posted by HvyArms
Why don't women believe that I'm a virgin?
Why are people assholes and drive slow in the fast lane or box me in? When i finally Vtec their ass and pass them, they act all :???:
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Originally Posted by BlkCD5
Because they've never seen a Yugo go so fast.
Why am I still at damn work?
Because you have to pay for your sex addiction.
When is it okay to go "ass-to-mouth?"
whenever you feel like it.
why is my penis so small?
when your girl looks as good as mine:boobies:
how many viagra pills would you have to take for a permanent stiffy?
I answered seymour's ?
steroids end of story lolQuote:
Originally Posted by gijoe0720
why is my VW blowing fuses
It's worn out from blowing Bimmer tailpipes.Quote:
Originally Posted by YokotaS13
How come deodorant can work for 10 hrs as long as you're awake, but if you wear it for 2 hrs, then sleep an hr, it stops working. wtf is that?
Cuz u need 24hr protectionQuote:
Originally Posted by HvyArms
What the fuck is Ambrosia?
Ambrosia is the food of the Gods....whatever that means. it give immortality to whoever eats so. So, in other words, it's pussy for men, cum for women.Quote:
Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
if I'm the shit, how come only I know it?
Becuz ur the only one close enuff to smell it now...Quote:
Originally Posted by HvyArms
Why do guys with big dicks say they are little and the little guys claim to be big? :thinking:
Because it's all in the element of surprise!
How come there's never anything to do when you have noting to do, but everything's going on when you've got too much to do?
Because life likes to play tricks on you.
What makes something important, have value?
Its personal worth to your wants and desires.Quote:
Originally Posted by Slow Motion
Why the fuck did I agree to work tomorrow
Because you got high when you shouldn't have.
Who thought kudzu was a good idea?
The US government, it restored minerals to the ground so they taught people how to plant it.
Why do people TyPe LyKE diS?
Becuz its JDM TYTE YO!
Why am I home on a Saturday night?
Because you have no man, but hey; a dildo'll take care of that! [/sarcasm]
Why can't I get over this procrastination streak and get to work?
because it's easier to beat off online than to job hunt.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr_Mischif
why is it that this is my first time in life ever seeing the rocky mountains???
oh, and why are there sooo many hispanic people in colorado springs and pueblo yet, they speak less spanish than my black ass??:lmfao: :thinking:
B/c you heard Baby J talk about Colorado and now you are HOOKED and you are gonna move there.Quote:
Originally Posted by ahmonrah
B/c they are not REAL spanish people... they are BOOTLEG knockoff Spanish people... plus they all have their green cards so they do not need to pretend to speak Spanish anymore. LMAO!!
Why did I just get RAPED by a LS1 powered FC in Indianapolis?:no:
because you're a dumbass trying to race with your geo metro.Quote:
Originally Posted by BABY J
why am i still tired after 8 hours of sleep.
because you need a new matress
why im I not tired from no sleep last night?
Becuz u live life on the "edge."Quote:
Originally Posted by RedGTS
Why are feet so god damn ugly?
Cause you wouldn't notice if you were sucking on toes like you're supposed to.:yes:Quote:
Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
Why do I get all 4 seasons in one day in Indianapolis? WTF!!!
Becuz ur still in GA..
What the fuck is the difference b/w red and "Burgundy?" (hair color)
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Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
About 3 dollars
How do I talk my wife into letting me bag my truck?
dont talk to her about it just do it... then talk after its said and done. After all aint it till death do yall part?
Am i the only black guy with a Patsy Cline's Greatest Hits Album?
:thinking:
Now that is a stupid question I'm not even going to answer.Quote:
Originally Posted by Knonimous
Why am I scared of the hood? (I'm black, BTW).
Dang idk.....I guess cuz ur strange idk.
What makes life worth living?
SexQuote:
Originally Posted by Slow Motion
What does Michael Jackson have in his glove besides his hand???
Chloroform
Why does daytime tv suck?
because your ass aint supposed to be home to watch it....Quote:
Originally Posted by chrisdavis
is it REALLY a problem with having an all day erection ?? and oh, WHY??