Originally Posted by Knonimous
David Blaine can hold his breath under a spoonful of kool-aid in a dirty T-shirt stained the week before from expired kool-aid with extra Dixie Crystals® sugar that was passed down from Generation to generation of African American kool-aid making vets, because he da man.
All Chuck can do is roundhouse kick the spoon out his hand. But... David too cunning and will disappear into thin air while putting the shit on Chucks Boots with the snap of his finger and the telepathic bend of a fork.
But Chuck Norris does... Norris > Blaine
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