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    Default missing condoms joke

    A young couple with a box of condoms proceeded to burn some rubber.
    When they were finished, she discovered that there were only six condoms remaining in the box of 12, so she asked him, "What happened to the other five condoms?"

    His nervous reply was, "Er, I masturbated with them."
    Later, she then approached her male confidant friend, told him the story, and then asked him, "Have you ever done that?"

    "Yeah, once or twice," he told her.
    "You mean youve actually masturbated with a condom before?" she asked.
    "Oh," he said, "I thought you were asking if Id ever lied to my girlfriend."

    HAHAHAA
    nemesis950psi 1:47 pm : but id hit a tree with a hole if i was single

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    lol
    "I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."

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    buahahaha

    Fuck stance. Stance is for kids in skinny jeans with Justin Beiber haircuts. You don't need stance when you got swagger.

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    ~peeks in, sees lying to GF punchline, laughs a little and leaves~
    FUCK B&D COMMUNICATIONS!


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    haha

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    whats funny ??
    NY STAY HIGH !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by THAT BOY !!!
    whats funny ??
    yer face
    -IA MGMT is inappropriate.


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    lol

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