burritology 101

[RandomGuy]

pho sho x: beef n potato burrito FTW
Dajoka87: hell fuckin yeah
Dajoka87: but cheese bean and rice
Dajoka87: if u tell them to put potato in there
Dajoka87: for extra 30 cents
Dajoka87: its the SHIT
Dajoka87: times 10
Dajoka87: really
Dajoka87: try it
Dajoka87: it comes out to the same price as beef n potato
Dajoka87: i dont like taco bell beef tho
Dajoka87: it tastes funny
Dajoka87: cheesy bean rice burrity = 99 cents
Dajoka87: + 30 cents = 1.29
Dajoka87: b & P burrito = 1.29
pho sho x: haha
Dajoka87: see i know how to mod by burritos
Dajoka87: i'm a burritologist
pho sho x: sounds good im try it
Dajoka87: also u can ask for jalapenos
Dajoka87: sometimes they do that for free
Dajoka87: but its not always good tasting
Dajoka87: jalapenos are hit and miss
Dajoka87: they rarely get the ratio right
pho sho x: haha damn, gonna have to make a trip back tommorow
pho sho x: had the new crunchwrap with chicken tonight
pho sho x: its good, just not enough chicken
Dajoka87: i had one of the above mentioned burritos
Dajoka87: and a chalup
Dajoka87: a
Dajoka87: regular chalupa
Dajoka87: and a hard taco
Dajoka87: small meal
Dajoka87: but it was quality shit (or so it seemed)
Dajoka87: i always add a crunchy taco to whatever i ordered
Dajoka87: bc they are the shit
pho sho x: haha yeah, its the original man
pho sho x: i had
pho sho x: the crunchwrap, and nachos bell grande
pho sho x: got burrito for later
Dajoka87: nachos bell grande... omg
pho sho x: which i just finished
Dajoka87: my boner
pho sho x: you know people joke about it
Dajoka87: my bad did i just think that outloud
pho sho x: but really, i could eat taco bell
pho sho x: everything
pho sho x: everyday
Dajoka87: yeah i'm serious
Dajoka87: the fuckin nacho bell grande
Dajoka87: is the mother fuckin shit
Dajoka87: but u know whats not good
pho sho x: hell yeah it is
pho sho x: what
Dajoka87: that one new chalupa
Dajoka87: ultimate chalupa?
pho sho x: oh
pho sho x: havent tried it
Dajoka87: the one with guacamole in it
Dajoka87: it tastes like shit
pho sho x: you know what i ate forever
pho sho x: double decker tacos
Dajoka87: those are the shit
pho sho x: i dont liek guacamole
Dajoka87: really
Dajoka87: but i like hard tacos better
pho sho x: seriously its all i ate for a long time
pho sho x: was two double deckers
Dajoka87: yeah i used to just be like
Dajoka87: i'll take 2 beef and potato burritos
Dajoka87: but then i realised that thats some nasty shit
Dajoka87: so i diversify
Dajoka87: and get 1 chalupa
Dajoka87: 1 burrito
Dajoka87: and 1 hard taco
Dajoka87: every time
pho sho x: haha but soo good nasty shit
Dajoka87: nah but the ultimate chalupa
Dajoka87: is actually
Dajoka87: super nasty
Dajoka87: i was offended
Dajoka87: lol
Dajoka87: they offended me by calling it a chalupa
pho sho x: haha
Dajoka87: i remember when chalupas came out
pho sho x: i wish they had taquitos
Dajoka87: i was like HOLY SHIT THIS IS GOOD
Dajoka87: and then the quality went down hill
Dajoka87: now you get like uncooked ones all the time that its common
Dajoka87: rarely do you get one thats actually crunchy now
pho sho x: yeah
pho sho x: thats why i quit eating them actually
Dajoka87: lol

[Seymour222]

Kinda makes you want a burrito.

[The Golden Child]

makes my stomach turn ..