Originally Posted by
d-ninja
so yea.....i'm watching discoverychannel about the top10 mpost horrible animals or something liek that and i see officers walking around my house.. CObb County Sheriffs. WOW WTF?!?!?!?!
So I walk outside after telling my sister to call my mum and tell'em wats up. I walk outside and i'm confronting them. They have a fuckin warrant for my sisters arrest. So ofcourse this is blood and i ain't bout to give her up so I talk them to coming to my front porch. Shit man was i worried, then i try closing the door on my dog and he puts his foot in the way. (fuck he's tryin to get in) so i turn around (back towards him) and act like i'm trying to pusht he dog in and i'm pushing my ass towards his stomach and then i step back as though off balance and 'accidentally' jam my heel into his foot and fall into him pushing him into his partner and closing my door all the while. So the doors closed (not that it helps we have one of those shattered looking designed glass doors) and i'm talkin to him. Deputy Parkinson, and his partner, Officer Ellsworth, and he busts out with a fuckin warrant. (my mind feels like its imploding. i have about 40g of *Censored* under my bed under my ape suit) So i look completely cool on the outside, and by now he's pissed and believes i'm hiding something (bad). So i ask to see the warrant and he shows me and won't lemme touch it so i act as though i need my glasses, so i go inside and grab my mom's reading glasses and pretend to peer through them the whole while thinking of how i'ma hide dis shit. So a couple minutes later they are inside looking around. Well actually only 1 looking around and 1 trying to do the plant and root. (get me to stay and talk to him while the other searches and what not) i'm not cop dumb so i follow the other one around basicly ignoring or giving smart-ass or dumb-ass remarks. I'ma make dis hard as possible for dem cuz dis is blood. So They get to my room and I'm like "my dogs in there".
So he begins looking around and gets to lookin under my bed. By now i've got them thinking that my sister's actually here (well the one they're lookin for cuz my other one was here) so they're looking for a person (good). He points his flashlight around and nudges the ape suit and then walks off and I let out a BIG ASS SIGH OF RELIEF mentally....rofl. The guys continue looking around and end up finding nothing and hten they leave. This whole while my dumbass niece is here talking (she's like 3, and grew up in the burbs) so she's spillin beans on everything, though nothing important. Until finally i force her into her room and make her watch TV.
I mean damn...what a little snitch. SO the One of the officers (ellsworth) starts asking me questions about what my niece had told him (this was the one trying to get me to stay with him) and i'm bullshittin his answers basicly givin him the run around about how she's only 3-4 yrs old.
Man these guys are giving me hell until they finally leave. So before they leave I ask for their badge numbers and a number I could reach them at...well actually i asked for a card but they both claimed nott o have one. SO i just took their badge numbers and names.
Fuckin crazy shit man....what would you guys have done differently??? Oh and heres some pics for u pic whores of whne they were leaving (which they actually sat infront of my house for a few minutes before completely leaving) and when they were sitting....
well the pics are uploading so i'll post'em when they're finished....good shit...man i gotta sell dat 'stuff' and stop selling completely..ROFL....
Mr. d-ninja
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