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  1. 07-13-2006, 02:07 PM #41
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    a morning in the life of thinkfast

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    so I'm wakin up this morning to a china doll in the bed, and I'm just starin at the cieling wonderin what happened last nite.. I dont know but I have these scratches on me, and I cant feel my left leg, well the lower part. I dont get it. anyways, I open one eye up and I see her movin around a bit, so I close my eyes quick and start pretendin to talk in my sleep. I'm all like "mmmmm, bitch get the fuk out... mmmmm, bitch you need to leave!" well she doesnt leave, instead she makes blueberry muffins. they were pretty good, actually. by this time I'm late as fuk to work, so I decide to stay a lil bit longer to make it worthwhile.

    I send her on her merry way, (tore up walkin sideways) and I get on w/ my day. I look at myself in the mirror and say to myself, "damn nigga you are a OG for reals. you are the definition of bein extra gangsta with it, at all times. you always represent to the fullest" yeeea, thats right. well I get outside to start the Lincoln and as I'm backin up, I hear some scratchin goin on underneath my car, WTF? I pull my .380 out in case its some rabid animal, but it wasnt. turns out to be somethin scrapin behind my rotor. SHIT!! so I hit the lincoln dealer up, greeat. well I start talkin to my boy in service, he's gonna hook that shit up for the freesky. sweeeeet. then I'm like "yo man I need that rental car for the price of mmmm, on the house" he comes back w/ this '05 grand marquis, I have never driven something so disgusting in my life.. I felt wierd, but I put in that old Ice Cube anyways. now I'm sitin at my desk not even wantin to do anything, just cause of this straight garbage transportation.

    oh well.
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  2. 07-13-2006, 02:08 PM #42
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    blast ave.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    who the hell is chuck, is he taht doll from childs play, man you outta control.. you cool w/ him cause he white, huh

    my fav was the one B16 put, when he said if sperm was a debt collections office they would be callin up brett like "pay us what you owe" man that shit had me rollin.. I dont even know what thread that was in, we always diss on him in random threads lol


    i remember that one ..
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  4. 07-13-2006, 02:10 PM #44
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    That shit about the lady farted and it sounded like she was shuffleing cards by Thinkfast was some funny shit!
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  5. 07-13-2006, 02:11 PM #45
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    Quote Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic
    brett shootin blanks, nigga sperm comes out with IOU signs
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  6. 07-13-2006, 02:11 PM #46
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    the one i liked from B was " brett shoots blanks and leaves an IOU card "

    i was literally holding my mouth shut so i wouldnt get in trouble from my boss ..
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  7. 07-13-2006, 02:12 PM #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic
    if sperm was credit, brett would be in debt, homeboy got collections calling.
    " hello is this brett lowenthal"
    brett: no speaka englis, no brett here
    " sir, i hear you jacking off, give us what you owe us"
    brett: never * skeet skeet*
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  8. 07-13-2006, 02:13 PM #48
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    LIRL, i had to find the thread

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  9. 07-13-2006, 02:15 PM #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic
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    LIRL !!!

    this is by rick today in alex club thread ..

    no, because you are a faggot, plain and simple. everyone sees it, it may not be obvious to you, but denial is the first step partner.

    oops, I didnt mean that. I meant pal. dont get all homo on me, I'll cut ya.
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    Quote Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic
    brett asked for btlfed notes and got this
    hahaha yea i was laughing when i worte that ..
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  11. 07-13-2006, 02:39 PM #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rican219
    That shit about the lady farted and it sounded like she was shuffleing cards by Thinkfast was some funny shit!
    yea except that wasnt no lady homey, that was a perra aka hoodrat
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  12. 07-13-2006, 02:39 PM #52
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    Quote Originally Posted by THAT BOY !!!
    LIRL !!!

    this is by rick today in alex club thread ..

    no, because you are a faggot, plain and simple. everyone sees it, it may not be obvious to you, but denial is the first step partner.

    oops, I didnt mean that. I meant pal. dont get all homo on me, I'll cut ya.
    tha nigga had it comin
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    he dont want it ..
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  14. 07-14-2006, 09:41 AM #54
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    Quote Originally Posted by Halfwit
    yeah but its like 5 of yall, if 5 ppl from ia came to inc it would be like 67% of all of your members, and 90% of all your posts ftw.
    posted earlier today, after the INC ppl said they they were taking over IA or some shit LOL!!!!
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    I put puto in my iphone and it changed it to Brett....wtf?!
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  15. 07-14-2006, 09:44 AM #55
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    I dont get it
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  16. 07-14-2006, 09:44 AM #56
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    refer to the new members section
    Quote Originally Posted by Rican219
    I put puto in my iphone and it changed it to Brett....wtf?!
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    its really a true statement, but i found it funny as well
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    I put puto in my iphone and it changed it to Brett....wtf?!
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    how bout I dont, and you fill in the gaps
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  19. 07-14-2006, 09:46 AM #59
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    yeah, casue i dont quite understand either

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    fuck it nvm
    Quote Originally Posted by Rican219
    I put puto in my iphone and it changed it to Brett....wtf?!
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    whoa whoa this forum isnt for quitters

    if it was, this would be Bretts forum. but its not, so you need to do your job.. you read the member agreement, you accepted it!

    now fill us in
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  22. 07-14-2006, 09:49 AM #62
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    c'mon nigga, give us more info, im interested

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    LOL basically, if you refer to the new members section you will notice the influx of INC members, its like an invasion, and a few of them have been saying how theyre gonna take over IA. i didnt really take too well to that, but did not have a valid comeback. then halfwit responded with the quote that i just posted, referring to the fact that their board has barely any members and there basically aint shit goin on there. not flat out FUNNY, but i found it quite amusing
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    Quote Originally Posted by driver®
    LOL basically, if you refer to the new members section you will notice the influx of INC members, its like an invasion, and a few of them have been saying how theyre gonna take over IA. i didnt really take too well to that, but did not have a valid comeback. then halfwit responded with the quote that i just posted, referring to the fact that their board has barely any members and there basically aint shit goin on there. not flat out FUNNY, but i found it quite amusing

    hmmm, maybe we should take over then, do you agree

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    totally
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    I put puto in my iphone and it changed it to Brett....wtf?!
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    concurr

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    interesting, where can we find these INC maggots
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    appreantly they have their own site

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