So I found an old super soaker, and a buddy and I decide to go 'put in some work' like we say in Cali.
Hop in the coupe, and head downtown to 5 points. Along the way, spraying random people walking down sidewalks and stuff.
Pull up to a corner, and there's a bus stop with a few people waiting. One guy is close to the sidewalk, and he's sitting on the rim of a trash bin. So I say to him "hey homie...do you know what time it is?" all the while, I'm pumping the SS. He's giving me the "boy I'll snatch you outta that car and fuck you up DONT F WITH ME IN FRONT OF ALL THESE PEOPLE" look.
He looks at his wrist, replies "7:30". I say thanks, we spray him full blasts to the face. On my life this dude falls back into the trash bin.
I drive off, a block later the cops are lighting me up.
I pull the the sidewalk, gun in my lap, cop comes up and asks for the usual. Then he asks me step out, I do.
Cop: You got a fucking problem, dont you?
Me: I'm sorry?
Cop: How old are you?
Me: 22
Cop: 22 sir!
Me: ....wha?
Cop: Do you realize that I could lock you up for what you just did, that man is in the trash.
Me: It was just water.
Cop: Say again?
Me: Water, it's just water.
Cop: Thats not the purnt.
Me: The what?
Cop: Boy are you mocking me?
My Friend: Sir he's not from Georgia, I don't think he understands you.
Me to Friend: What did he say??
Cop: ::calling for another car to come::
So anyway, after sitting on Peachtree (on the sidewalk, not in my car) for like 20 minutes talking to 6 cops, I drive off with a citation. Criminal Misconduct? WTF?? Anyone know how much the fine is?
NOW WAIT A MINUTE, BEFORE YOU ALL CHEW ME OUT, I'D LIKE TO SAY IN MY DEFENSE THAT uhh...hmmm. Nevermind




 
			
			 
					
						 
					
				 
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