WHO CANT SWIM OR SKATE???

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07-12-2006, 09:51 AM
SLOWLYbtngU

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Originally Posted by BABY J

^^ I'll get your dick hard. LOL.

~loox for sharpie to write "YOUR" on my dick~

Oh my!!!
07-12-2006, 10:03 AM
BABY J

^^ Not "my", but "your". LOL
07-12-2006, 10:07 AM
SLOWLYbtngU

Quote:

Originally Posted by BABY J

^^ Not "my", but "your". LOL

hmmm...indeed..lol
07-12-2006, 10:12 AM
Ms Dollar

I can swim, dance, skate whatever. But I don't know how to whistle...I try and nothin comes out.
07-12-2006, 12:46 PM
Mr_Mischif

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Originally Posted by Ms Dollar

I can swim, dance, skate whatever. But I don't know how to whistle...I try and nothin comes out.

Just imagine giving a blowjob, but push air out instead of in.

Oh and I can't swim worth shit. Afraid of water. One time, I almost drowned when I was around five in a Holiday Inn pool. It's stuck with me ever since. However, if you get me some goggles, ear plugs, and a nose clip, I can do fairly well for myself.
07-12-2006, 12:49 PM
Leisa

I dont know how to swim ... but I can skate
07-12-2006, 01:46 PM
BABY J

^^ Which one will save your life? LOL. LEARN!!! It's easy. You just gotta try. Not to mention you have built in floatation assistance.
07-12-2006, 03:48 PM
efman

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Originally Posted by BABY J

YOU FUCKIN RACISE!!!!!

Here is the thing w/ black people... we can swim good as hell, we just do not LIKE the water like white people. I mean, if I saw you drowning I'd wait for the last possible second in hopes that you learned how to swim before you died. LOL.

It's actually not so much that we hate the water, we just hate the Sun. And usually if ur gonna go to the pool/beach then the sun is gonna be blasting. Our tans are already locked in pretty good.

one of my best freinds is black and he all ways weres wife beater when we go play football or whatever and the other day i noticed he has these freakin awful tanlines on his shoulders anyway i think thats some fuuny shit but i'll be quit now
07-12-2006, 03:51 PM
BABY J

That's what he gets for wearing wife-beaters!
07-12-2006, 04:01 PM
The Yousef

i can barely swim...
07-12-2006, 04:15 PM
The Golden Child

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Originally Posted by THAT BOY !!!

im trying to picture this but your gunna have to help me out here ..
make a video or something ..

is this happening or what ??
07-12-2006, 04:45 PM
ShooterMcGavin

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Originally Posted by Mr_Mischif

Just imagine giving a blowjob, but push air out instead of in.

hmmm, u speak as if from experience :D
07-12-2006, 10:08 PM
The Golden Child

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Originally Posted by absoludely

hmmm, u speak as if from experience :D

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!
07-12-2006, 11:03 PM
Dirty Octopus™

So...:tongue1:
07-12-2006, 11:40 PM
Sibious

i cant ice skate, or surf. thats all
07-12-2006, 11:42 PM
Vteckidd

i was an all american swimmer, so im like a fish.

but skating, fuck that
07-12-2006, 11:45 PM
BABY J

^^ LMAO!!! HA HA!!!! ^^
07-13-2006, 04:51 AM
Black R

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Originally Posted by Leisa

I dont know how to swim ... but I can skate

.....we're going to need proof of this.:goodjob:
07-13-2006, 05:08 AM
slowrolla97

i cant blow bubbles or wistle :dunno: oh well
07-13-2006, 09:54 AM
Crowml

I cant lick my elbow.
07-13-2006, 10:00 AM
B16a2 Civic

how did this all end?
07-13-2006, 10:55 PM
thinkskater

i cant dive off a diving board that shit scares the shit outa me...... weird i dont think so i prefer unique like mom said

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