:deep computer voice: HELLO BRETT, THIS IS 1999 CALLING. YES, I SEE YOU FOUND MY PICTURE, BACK FROM 1999. WHEN IT WAS NEW. I AM ASKING FOR THAT PICTURE TO BE RETURNED ASAP, MATTER OF FACT I'M TAKIN IT WITH ME

BECAUSE NOBODY WANTS TO SEE THIS OLD SHIT!!!!

ok that last part was me, but still. you get the point