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    Quote Originally Posted by GsrTurbo320
    16 funny things 2 do @ wal-mart

    1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

    2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

    3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

    4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
    " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.

    5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

    6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

    7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

    8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
    "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

    9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

    10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

    11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

    12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

    13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
    say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

    14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
    "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

    15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

    16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
    dude seriously you need to stop reposting stuff .. lolz
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    t would be nice to get them to come here....but nobody wants to come over and see me anymore since i lost my drivers lisences...fucking suxz yo...i need some BAD! hadn't got anyhting in like over 3 months FTMFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by §treet_§peed
    t would be nice to get them to come here....but nobody wants to come over and see me anymore since i lost my drivers lisences...fucking suxz yo...i need some BAD! hadn't got anyhting in like over 3 months FTMFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Then you aren't a motherfucking pimp.
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    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
    I drive

    No distance too far..lol
    that's good!! then what you need to do is come up here to my house so we can... ..and....:idb: :idb: :idb: :idb: :idb: :idb: :idb: ...K??
    LOLERSKATEZ!!!!!!
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    LIRL !!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BTLFED
    Then you aren't a motherfucking pimp.
    i gonna have to agree..i retired outta the game for my previous ex..then she cheated on me, so im gonna have ta re-up! and get my pimp hand strong again!
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    Quote Originally Posted by THAT BOY !!!
    LIRL !!!
    you know it!! cause im gon beat dat pussy up!!!!!! like bem bem! beat da puzzy up beat da puzzy up!
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    Quote Originally Posted by §treet_§peed
    i gonna have to agree..i retired outta the game for my previous ex..then she cheated on me, so im gonna have ta re-up! and get my pimp hand strong again!
    When you are sitting at your apartment and a "friend" comes over and while you are watching TV she leans over and says "I'm not going to lie, I came over here tonight to fuck you" then your pimp hand is strong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.

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    or you make the girl come to you and she walks out the bathroom with nothing on ..
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    Quote Originally Posted by BTLFED
    When you are sitting at your apartment and a "friend" comes over and while you are watching TV she leans over and says "I'm not going to lie, I came over here tonight to fuck you" then your pimp hand is strong.
    very true..but the thing is i still live at home, can't afford to move out to my own place yet cuase of me not having my lisences and shit and other bills..but girl can come over all they want and stay, i live with my grandparents but they don't care if a girl or 2 comes over and stays with me, only honestly ever had one girl tell me that though with the whole i cam over here tonight to fuck you, well 2 girls did at onetime, three way FTMFW!!!!!!!!!!!!:idb: :idb: but ya......
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    Or if you can get a fat chick your strong.

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    JUST SAY NO TO FAT CHICKS...
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    ..
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    who agrees with what i said though? i mean i know big girls need love to, but i'm a skinny white guy, well not to skinny a little muscular, but i don't wanna be swalled whole or something by a girls jelly roles and shit!
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    ive had my share of big girls ..
    they give awesome head ..
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    Quote Originally Posted by THAT BOY !!!
    ive had my share of big girls ..
    they give awesome head ..
    true i gonna have agree with you again...when i was 15 and in the tenth grade, there was this short chuncky girl that was obssed with me..i was like now ay, then i started thinking i can get this girl to do anything i want just by telling her too ..so i was like look a bitch i want some head, she was like i never sucked a dick before and i was like time to learn, so it begun......a many of good days after school behind the green house "gettin Gettin Gettin Gettin some head"

    yeah for pretty much all of tenth grade like almost everyday i would get head from her. oh yeah, she was like just don't nut in my mouth,i was like ok, the first 2 times i didn't but after that i was like i won't , then when i would start to nut she was like pull out when you start and was like yeah ok, suck this all down bitch and grab her head and make her take it all down here throat FTW!!! or pull out a skeet skeet like a wata hose all over her face, ..but after about a month, i had that bitch trained..she could suck a good dick after i got trhough with her mouth! :d damn i'm so mean and wrong, i turned that girl into a ho! BWhahahahahahahahaha!
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    HAHAHHA I rubbed my friend's mom's ass does that count.

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    bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha !!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy Asian
    HAHAHHA I rubbed my friend's mom's ass does that count.
    if she was hot then yeah!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy Asian
    HAHAHHA I rubbed my friend's mom's ass does that count.
    was she a milf ?? if so it counts in my book ..
    i fucked a spanish milf back in ny ..
    she sucked a mean cock and she loved it in the ass ..
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    i used to be a pimp..but i lost my game, now i am trying to get it back and make my pimp hand strong again.....
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    i keep my dick out the doodie hole! ANAL FTL! IMO.....
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    yo pimp hand gosta stay strong at all tymes ..
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    I'm right now seeing some one. Feels weird having a gf down in GA.. my had was medium back in Cali. I get girl to go 3rd base but then I back out. Shame on you CA

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    i know wah u mean ..
    its funny hearing asian girls with kuntry slang ..
    im like wat u say to me u wanna die or something ..
    den they look at me like u crazy ..
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    HAHAHAH ya...and also I've never dated a Viet girl. All I know is in Cali I would never touch too trashy and slutty and gangsta. Mine is nice and clean. Werd.

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    i love my asian gangsta girls ..
    back in ny my home girls would get down and dirty ..
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    God I hated that. Hung around with too many. Shit they were so dirty. Didn't want to touch that.

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    i dont fuck with dirty bitches ..
    i grab da virgins ..
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    when they wanna have sex with no condom i know they dirty ..

    EWWW !!!
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    There ya go. Pop their cherries and make em bleed. AHHAHA

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    hail yea !!!

    iva had my few of girls who arent virgins ..

    but they clean atleast i hope they are or im killing some bitches ..
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    depends..some girl i fuck the hell out of with out a condom if i know them really fucking well and i mean really good and fucking wel..i jsut pull out and skeet all over there cheast and face then get up get dressed and leave....
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    i get tested like evey month just to be safe and i get to know the girl really well or try to before i bang them. well uless i am really shit faced drunk then my standards and my vision get fucked up....
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    yea me 2 ..
    if i really know em ill go raw and rip them apart ..
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    for real!! make 'em walk bo legged for a week or more is what i do!!!
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    its even funny when ur done and they try to walk to clean up ..
    i just bust out laughing ..
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    My friend did anal to his gf...she ended up going to the hospital.AHHAHHAH dumb lsoer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by THAT BOY !!!
    its even funny when ur done and they try to walk to clean up ..
    i just bust out laughing ..

    BWHAHAHAHAHAH!! yeah i know right?!?! my jsut recent ex, the one i had that had 2 kids..well the she was on depo, so would nut in her and shit, was the best! some tight as fuck pussy too! she had been with one black dude before, her little girls dad and her ex husband she was 21 btw, i love her still and her 2 kids, special her little girl, that was mine! i told everbody that she was my little girl form a girl i used to be with, lol. but anyways, when ever we had sex she was always like damn matt, cum or nut much baby?!?!?! and stuble to get up and wlk to get her a towel or tissue to wipe her self with, and go to the bath room and stuff. specially the first time we fucked, whe could walk or get up i could barely myself, that was like the 2nd time best all time nut of my life for real! but yeah that shit is funny as hell....
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    Thats....just nasty. She shits after she fuck...disturbing. Some ppl have some fetishes with that crap.

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