Im bored and can't sleep so read away.
"In the 1400's a law was set forth that a man was not allowed to beat
his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule
of thumb".
yea brett told me about that back then when he was a young lad ..
Many years ago in Scotland, a new sport was invented. It was called
"Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden "...and thus the word GOLF entered
into the English language.
now we have pussys in he green ..
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV was Fred
and Wilma Flintstone
actually it was brett ..
Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than for the US Treasury.
Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
very true were not used to the high pitched annoying voice ..
Coca-Cola was originally green.
my piss was white ..
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
this theory was proven by an IA member ..
The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour is
61,000
hmmm ..
Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
so what do blond's have then ??
The first novel ever written on a typewriter was Tom Sawyer.
no it was brett carving into cave walls ..
Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king in history:
Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs - Alexander the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar
and your point, now deal the deck bitch !!!
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
hmm is it like 1 + 1 = window ??
If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in
the air, the person died in battle.
If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of
wounds received in battle.
If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural
causes.
Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until
you would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand
Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser
printers all have in common?
A. All invented by women.
Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey
salt ??
In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes.
When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed
firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase......... "goodnight, sleep tight."
yea brett invented this and was rewarded by becoming a jester for the king & queen ..
It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month
after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with
all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey and because their
calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which
we know today as the honeymoon.
brett was actually there when they did this ..
In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts.. So in old England,
when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them "Mind your
pints and quarts, and settle down." It's where we get the phrase "mind
your P's and Q's"
pass me a O-E !!!
Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the
rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they
used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase
inspired by this practice.
yup you know it brett was actually there too for this ..
It looks weird, but, believe it or not, you
can read it. VVVVVV
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdgnieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid aoccdrnig to rscheearch at
Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a
wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be
in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed
it wouthit a porbelm.Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey
lteter by istlef,
but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?
get toe ..
little known facts
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