Ok, so I'm in my bedroom, and my roommate's alarm is going off. He's passed out on the couch downstairs, and I'm reeeeaaally comfy in my king size bed whoring up the intarweb. Unfortunately, the constant bleep bleep bleep is getting old.

Holy shit! It's tone just totally changed. I think it's going to blow!

Someone wanna come over to my house and turn this off for me?