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    Default these are for brunettes

    Q. What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
    A. A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

    Q. What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
    A. Brown-bagging it.

    Q. What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
    A. No one else wants it.

    Q. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
    A. Invisible.

    Q. What's a brunette's mating call?
    A. "Has the blonde left yet? "

    Q. Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
    A. The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

    Q. Why is brunette considered an evil color?
    A. When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

    Q. What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
    A. The invitation

    Q. What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
    A. A hostage

    Q. Who makes bras for brunettes?
    A. Fisher-Price

    Q. Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
    A. It matches their moustache

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    eh wasnt really feeling it bro ..
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    neither was I but I had already copied it. so i figure what the hell

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    tro0o tro0o ..
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    I also figured it might get some rouse from the females on here see what they have to say.

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    Yeah that was actually kinda gay...And I'm a brunette so
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    finially some reaction lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by swtgapeach421
    Yeah that was actually kinda gay...And I'm a brunette so
    awww dont worry .. * e hug *
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    Aww thanks...
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    I sent ya some reps for a good reply

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    =P
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    I actually prefer burrentes or black haired ladies over blondes...they tend to be alot smarter
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    Quote Originally Posted by ~The_Duke~
    I actually prefer burrentes or black haired ladies over blondes...they tend to be alot smarter
    are you blond by any chance ??
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    Quote Originally Posted by nolimitsteveo
    are you blond by any chance ??
    Nope I have black hair...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ~The_Duke~
    I actually prefer burrentes or black haired ladies over blondes...they tend to be alot smarter
    Well kind Sir thank you for the input but what your really saying that blondes and all the fun ones just turn you down. it's okay it will be our secret.

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    Quote Originally Posted by swtgapeach421
    Yeah that was actually kinda gay...And I'm a brunette so

    ooooh STFU!

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    back to most haunted ..
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    Quote Originally Posted by world-insight
    Well kind Sir thank you for the input but what your really saying that blondes and all the fun ones just turn you down. it's okay it will be our secret.
    well here lately I havent been really trying lol
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    uh huh sureee !!!
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