i've done some crazy shit.....driving with a friend he was like "lets go to wendy's", not thinking that we just past it, kept the going the same directions and pulled into McDonalds. he was just like "dude what the fuck....i said wendy's" after i realized that i did, i was just like "man...fuck, i'm a retard"

had my leg fall asleep on me too during class one night. i'm sitting there half-asleep cause my teacher was boring as fuck, well had to take a piss and i'd be fine walking. well, i wasn't, took the first step, *BAM* took down some girl with me. i'll be damned if that shit didn't suck