Quote Originally Posted by HvyArms
When I was young, my friend and I would walk to the grocery store a lot. Well anyway, when we'd leave we would grab a few stray carts that were in the lot and walk with them to the end of the lot (which was at the top of a hill). Then we'd select a car, and push the carts down the hill to hit the targets. We f'ed up so many cars, it's so not even funny.
If i caught someone doing that to my car, I would break each finger one by one, then smash each toe with a ball pin hammer. Then I would cut off both thumbs for good measure. You would wish you were dead when I was done with you....