"Wh...what this? ohh hehe umm...I bet you think I was trying to stab you in your sleep...or..something. S...see? YOU ALWAYS THINK THE WORSE OF ME. :waving the knife now: Do you really love me? Ne..nevermind, go back to sleep babe."

-Natasha Stokes- circa 2004

Motivated me to get the locks changed, the number changed, a retraining order, and a new parking space.