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  1. 03-08-2005, 12:31 PM #1
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    Quickdodge just called and told me this joke:

    10 PM News

    Homer, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Homer and said,"Do you think he'll jump?" Homer says, "You know, I bet he'll jump." The blonde replied , "Well, I bet he won't."
    Homer placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as the blonde put her money the guy did a swan dive off of the buiulding, falling to his death.
    The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 to Homer, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money. Homer replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump." The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
    Homer took the money.
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  2. 03-08-2005, 12:33 PM #2
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    haha...

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  3. 03-08-2005, 12:34 PM #3
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    oh my word! :confused:
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  4. 03-08-2005, 12:42 PM #4
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    I need that smiley with the guy slapping the desk.....

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  5. 03-08-2005, 12:43 PM #5
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    why does it have to be a blonde?

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  6. 03-08-2005, 12:43 PM #6
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    Cause I said so!! HA HA HA HA
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  7. 03-08-2005, 12:50 PM #7
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    good thing im not a blonde anymore...although i still ahve my blonde moments

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  8. 03-08-2005, 03:13 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaimecbr900
    I need that smiley with the guy slapping the desk.....
    AAAHHHAAA, it's back.....



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  9. 03-08-2005, 03:29 PM #9
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    There ya go Jamie :p
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  10. 03-08-2005, 05:25 PM #10
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    That is such an old joke.............................................. .........



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    IT'S NOT A REPOST!

    Funny as hell, though. I was just thinking of that joke a couple of days ago. Later, QD.
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  11. 03-08-2005, 05:31 PM #11
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    Sure you were Mike, Next you will take credit for posting it to!! LOL
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  12. 03-08-2005, 05:49 PM #12
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    ^^^ I already did, Brett. Lolol. Later, QD.
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    Fuk U Bert!
    Rich...Bob...Stan...?????
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    hell naw lol



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    Quote Originally Posted by richw131
    Fuk U Bert!
    Damn son, Now I gotta ban you!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett
    Damn son, Now I gotta ban you!!
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    I was about to say that the father of time called and wanted his joke back, but then i remembered that your older than time itself
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett
    Quickdodge just called and told me this joke:
    wait, when you say he JUST CALLED, does that mean he just called you 10 yrs ago to share this joke or what?
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  20. 07-22-2008, 04:44 PM #20
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    lol wtf. How are you old ass thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shagwAg3n
    wait, when you say he JUST CALLED, does that mean he just called you 10 yrs ago to share this joke or what?
    Nope. Only three years ago, apparently.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scrappy
    why does it have to be a blonde?
    omg i fell off my chair


    yeahhhhhh you likeeeee when she does thattttttt
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