Men Are Like... (sorry guys I had to)

[Mike Lowrey]

...placemats
they only show up when there's food on the table.

Or when we want sex....

...mascara
they usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Unless were having sex. Then emotion is OK.

...government bonds
they take so long to mature.

You say that like its a bad thing...

...copiers
you need them in reproduction but that's about it.

Sex!

...bank accounts
without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

Exactly, even when you are in a relationship...men still pay for sex one way or another..

...high heels
they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

I like a women in high heels during sex...

...curling irons
they're always hot and always in your hair.

Hot for sex....

...mini skirts
if your not careful they'll creep up your legs.

And, that leads to ....well..

...handguns
keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it.

I have something to shoot you with....