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  1. 06-27-2006, 05:34 AM #41
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    lol wtf... its a racist joke thread not a flame black ppl thread hahaha
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  2. 06-27-2006, 07:27 AM #42
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    just a story more so lol



    two black guys (Tyrone and Jamar just for referrence) were standing outside a store in the 60's...the store had a sign that siad become white...$1...well Tyrone had a $1.01 and Jamar had 99 cents...so Jamar says to Tyrone...go in, become white, then give me the left over penny so I can become white too...Tyrone says ok...goes inside and comes back out...Jamar exclaims holy shit you're white...give me the penny so I can be white too...Tyrone looks at him and says...



























    FUCK YOU NIGGER...GET A JOB!



    lmao...my friend told me that and I died laughing
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  3. 06-27-2006, 10:14 AM #43
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    What's the flattest surface you ever ironed your jeans on?



    A white girl's ass.
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  4. 06-27-2006, 10:17 AM #44
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    Why was there a bucket of shit at a Paki's wedding?


    To keep the flies from the bride.
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  5. 06-27-2006, 10:18 AM #45
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    what do you call white racise ppl on IA





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  6. 06-27-2006, 10:21 AM #46
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    How do you get 5 Cubans in a barrel?



    Tell them it floats.
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  7. 06-27-2006, 10:26 AM #47
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    wat do u call white ppl in the ocean?



    saltine crackers
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  8. 06-27-2006, 10:27 AM #48
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    Why do white women have no-ass?


    because they sat on there ass while the black people did all the work
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  9. 06-27-2006, 10:28 AM #49
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    Why cant white men jump?




    to busy making racist jokes
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  10. 06-27-2006, 10:29 AM #50
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    What's the difference between a white man and a snake?



    One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.
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  11. 06-27-2006, 10:30 AM #51
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    How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?




    One, white men will screw anything.
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  12. 06-27-2006, 11:07 AM #52
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    damn
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  13. 06-27-2006, 11:09 AM #53
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    Quote Originally Posted by fawk_you
    How long does it take a black woman to take a shit?











    9 months.
    HA! i was gonna say that.
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  14. 06-27-2006, 01:07 PM #54
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    Quote Originally Posted by StarOfOrion
    just a story more so lol



    two black guys (Tyrone and Jamar just for referrence) were standing outside a store in the 60's...the store had a sign that siad become white...$1...well Tyrone had a $1.01 and Jamar had 99 cents...so Jamar says to Tyrone...go in, become white, then give me the left over penny so I can become white too...Tyrone says ok...goes inside and comes back out...Jamar exclaims holy shit you're white...give me the penny so I can be white too...Tyrone looks at him and says...



























    FUCK YOU NIGGER...GET A JOB!



    lmao...my friend told me that and I died laughing

    best one posted overall
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  15. 06-27-2006, 01:17 PM #55
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    whats a nigger?


    proof that skunks fuck monkeys
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  16. 06-27-2006, 01:18 PM #56
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    what happened when the nigger looked up his family tree?


    a gorilla shit on his face
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  17. 06-28-2006, 12:47 AM #57
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    A black guy and a mexican are in a car together... who is driving????????








    THE COPS!
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  18. 06-28-2006, 01:03 AM #58
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    Quote Originally Posted by fawk_you
    A black guy and a mexican are in a car together... who is driving????????








    THE COPS!

    repost!!!
    FUCK B&D COMMUNICATIONS!

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  19. 06-28-2006, 01:04 AM #59
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    Quote Originally Posted by fawk_you
    A black guy and a mexican are in a car together... who is driving????????








    THE COPS!
    Hah, heard it before but it's always good :P
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  20. 06-28-2006, 01:04 AM #60
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    Heard that one too, still a classic!
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  21. 06-28-2006, 01:04 AM #61
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    the little smiley isnt...
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    Quote Originally Posted by flipture
    Hah, heard it before but it's always good :P

    lol, i posted it on the 2nd page!!!
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  23. 06-28-2006, 01:05 AM #63
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    Quote Originally Posted by fawk_you
    the little smiley isnt...
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    BAH. night. lol
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  25. 06-28-2006, 03:12 AM #65
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    Sometimes late at night i like to place my balls in a doorway and slam it closed as hard as i can. Usually takes them a few days to re-inflate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hulud
    How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?




    One, white men will screw anything.
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  27. 06-28-2006, 03:43 AM #67
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    what did the banana say to the orange?

    -Shut up you fucking nigger
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    This is an old one


    There are three guys walkng around. One is a mexican one is a black guy and the last one is white and they find a genie lamp. They rub the lamp and genie comes out and grants each, one wish. So the mexican says "I wish all my mexican people were back in mexico living happy and carefree." *poof* done. Then the black guy says I" wish all my people were back in africa happy and carefree." *poof* done .Then the genie looks over at the white guy and asks what he wants and the white guys says "u mean to tell me that all the wetbacks and all the niggers are out of the U.S. Shit ill take a coke"

    *Disclamer* Im not racist I have a color T.V.
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  29. 06-28-2006, 07:33 AM #69
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    Quote Originally Posted by b18hatch
    hell i pulled all mine outta my head...i got a LOT MORE!!!! lol BRB i gotta find a file that i saved from a certain aim room...

    I remember that night.

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    Whats long, black, and stinks?

    The welfare line
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