I'M SO JDM!!!

[typerek]

everyone post an I'm so jdm saying.

im so jdm i got deported back to japan for not have a green card.
im so jdm i only eat raw fish
im so jdm my family owns a sushi bar and its four generations living in an efficency.
im so jdm my newspaper is written in japenese.
im so jdm i sleep on the right side of my bed
im so jdm, when i talk, american subtitles come out
im so jdm i sit in the passenger seat
im so jdm i cut of my left nut
I'm so jdm my dick leans to the right when i fuck
im so jdm my room lights up amber
im so JDM they sell MUGEN and SPOON in my neighborhood AutoZone
I'm so jdm, I don't drive str8, I drive sideways
I'm so JDM I don't wear my glasses just so I have to squint...
I'm so JDM I say sorry for no reason
I'm so JDM.................I painted my daughter's Stroller wheels Gunmetal