So according to a memo I just received from work...

[SixSquared]

(I work at FedEx by the way)

Horse semen is considered neither a live animal nor an animal part, so we can process it as a normal diagnostic shipment, rather than turning customers down. We should also be prepared to process these shipments, as this is a common shipment this time of year.


I swear to fucking god if someone brings in a jug full of horse jizm and asks me to ship it somewhere I will tell THEM to ship their happy ass over to the FedEx main processing plant. Ugh... gives me the heeby jeebies just thinkin about it

[2.0civic]

lol, thats funny. thougth shit like that had to stay frozen??

[Ms Dollar]

that is so gross

[~The_Duke~]

I was waiting for something about TPS reports...

I would tell them that they can put it in a box and they pack it themselves cas I am not touching it...

[5thgcelica]

hahahahahahaha

[TeeJay]

[~The_Duke~]

That so apporaite...lol...