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    Default a morning in the life of thinkfast

    so I'm wakin up this morning to a china doll in the bed, and I'm just starin at the cieling wonderin what happened last nite.. I dont know but I have these scratches on me, and I cant feel my left leg, well the lower part. I dont get it. anyways, I open one eye up and I see her movin around a bit, so I close my eyes quick and start pretendin to talk in my sleep. I'm all like "mmmmm, bitch get the fuk out... mmmmm, bitch you need to leave!" well she doesnt leave, instead she makes blueberry muffins. they were pretty good, actually. by this time I'm late as fuk to work, so I decide to stay a lil bit longer to make it worthwhile.

    I send her on her merry way, (tore up walkin sideways) and I get on w/ my day. I look at myself in the mirror and say to myself, "damn nigga you are a OG for reals. you are the definition of bein extra gangsta with it, at all times. you always represent to the fullest" yeeea, thats right. well I get outside to start the Lincoln and as I'm backin up, I hear some scratchin goin on underneath my car, WTF? I pull my .380 out in case its some rabid animal, but it wasnt. turns out to be somethin scrapin behind my rotor. SHIT!! so I hit the lincoln dealer up, greeat. well I start talkin to my boy in service, he's gonna hook that shit up for the freesky. sweeeeet. then I'm like "yo man I need that rental car for the price of mmmm, on the house" he comes back w/ this '05 grand marquis, I have never driven something so disgusting in my life.. I felt wierd, but I put in that old Ice Cube anyways. now I'm sitin at my desk not even wantin to do anything, just cause of this straight garbage transportation.

    oh well.

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    I LOVE MUFFINS IN THE MORNING



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    me n ricky both woke up to the asian invasion this monring.. but i woke up with a nice hand on my cock and as she whispered in my ear ever so sweetly " do you want my mouth on it" a tear dripped from my eye and i realized i was in love! no seriously..



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    Quote Originally Posted by carrascopa
    me n ricky both woke up to the asian invasion this monring.. but i woke up with a nice hand on my cock and as she whispered in my ear ever so sweetly " do you want my mouth on it" a tear dripped from my eye and i realized i was in love! no seriously..

    Did Ricky or Kev log in as you again?
    grand prix.....

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    no i really meant it.. this is I o-b-1-ki-kobe aka BIGDADDY aka carrascopa.. better known as the "BAD ALEX" or whatever that dumb cunt calls me



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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    so I'm wakin up this morning to a china doll in the bed, and I'm just starin at the cieling wonderin what happened last nite.. I dont know but I have these scratches on me, and I cant feel my left leg, well the lower part. I dont get it. anyways, I open one eye up and I see her movin around a bit, so I close my eyes quick and start pretendin to talk in my sleep. I'm all like "mmmmm, bitch get the fuk out... mmmmm, bitch you need to leave!" well she doesnt leave, instead she makes blueberry muffins. they were pretty good, actually. by this time I'm late as fuk to work, so I decide to stay a lil bit longer to make it worthwhile.

    I send her on her merry way, (tore up walkin sideways) and I get on w/ my day. I look at myself in the mirror and say to myself, "damn nigga you are a OG for reals. you are the definition of bein extra gangsta with it, at all times. you always represent to the fullest" yeeea, thats right. well I get outside to start the Lincoln and as I'm backin up, I hear some scratchin goin on underneath my car, WTF? I pull my .380 out in case its some rabid animal, but it wasnt. turns out to be somethin scrapin behind my rotor. SHIT!! so I hit the lincoln dealer up, greeat. well I start talkin to my boy in service, he's gonna hook that shit up for the freesky. sweeeeet. then I'm like "yo man I need that rental car for the price of mmmm, on the house" he comes back w/ this '05 grand marquis, I have never driven something so disgusting in my life.. I felt wierd, but I put in that old Ice Cube anyways. now I'm sitin at my desk not even wantin to do anything, just cause of this straight garbage transportation.

    oh well.

    you my friend..... are so full of shit!

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    "mmmm bitch get out"

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    Quote Originally Posted by carrascopa
    me n ricky both woke up to the asian invasion this monring.. but i woke up with a nice hand on my cock and as she whispered in my ear ever so sweetly " do you want my mouth on it" a tear dripped from my eye and i realized i was in love! no seriously..

    LMAO!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by carrascopa
    me n ricky both woke up to the asian invasion this monring.. but i woke up with a nice hand on my cock and as she whispered in my ear ever so sweetly " do you want my mouth on it" a tear dripped from my eye and i realized i was in love! no seriously..

    you know... I said the same thing to Brett this morning

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leisa
    you know... I said the same thing to Brett this morning

    you say that to brett every morning...nothing new there!
    grand prix.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leisa
    you know... I said the same thing to Brett this morning
    i know you did.. he told me all about it and even that one incedent with the teeth



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    Quote Originally Posted by carrascopa
    i know you did.. he told me all about it and even that one incedent with the teeth

    shut up ALex...

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    LOL... SORRY



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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    s"mmmmm, bitch get the fuk out... mmmmm, bitch you need to leave!"

    now, if i may say, thats true pimping.

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    LOL. You are crazy.

    "I got me a couple of Chinese bitches that pussies really sideways"

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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    so I'm wakin up this morning to a china doll in the bed, and I'm just starin at the cieling wonderin what happened last nite.. I dont know but I have these scratches on me, and I cant feel my left leg, well the lower part. I dont get it. anyways, I open one eye up and I see her movin around a bit, so I close my eyes quick and start pretendin to talk in my sleep. I'm all like "mmmmm, bitch get the fuk out... mmmmm, bitch you need to leave!" well she doesnt leave, instead she makes blueberry muffins. they were pretty good, actually. by this time I'm late as fuk to work, so I decide to stay a lil bit longer to make it worthwhile.

    I send her on her merry way, (tore up walkin sideways) and I get on w/ my day. I look at myself in the mirror and say to myself, "damn nigga you are a OG for reals. you are the definition of bein extra gangsta with it, at all times. you always represent to the fullest" yeeea, thats right. well I get outside to start the Lincoln and as I'm backin up, I hear some scratchin goin on underneath my car, WTF? I pull my .380 out in case its some rabid animal, but it wasnt. turns out to be somethin scrapin behind my rotor. SHIT!! so I hit the lincoln dealer up, greeat. well I start talkin to my boy in service, he's gonna hook that shit up for the freesky. sweeeeet. then I'm like "yo man I need that rental car for the price of mmmm, on the house" he comes back w/ this '05 grand marquis, I have never driven something so disgusting in my life.. I felt wierd, but I put in that old Ice Cube anyways. now I'm sitin at my desk not even wantin to do anything, just cause of this straight garbage transportation.

    oh well.
    don't front nigga don't make me call your ass out!! HA HA HA HA

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    Quote Originally Posted by itsjustdee
    don't front nigga don't make me call your ass out!! HA HA HA HA
    HAHAHA..

    WHADDUP DEE!!! U MUSTA NOT TOLD MY HOMIE YOU READ THE BOARDS..

    N THIS PEOPLE IS RICKKY GETTIN CAUGHT UP IN REAL LIFE.. HAHA



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    Quote Originally Posted by carrascopa
    me n ricky both woke up to the asian invasion this monring.. but i woke up with a nice hand on my cock and as she whispered in my ear ever so sweetly " do you want my mouth on it" a tear dripped from my eye and i realized i was in love! no seriously..
    what the fuck?

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    OOH YA DEE.. DUN U DARE TELL MY GIRL I TOLD THE STORY OF OUR MORNING ENCOUNTER ON HERE OR ILL HAVE TO KILL U THANKS



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    OOPS.. DAMNIT RICKY YD I OPEN MY NIG MOUTH.. ROTFLMAO.. SHIT SHIT SHIT..



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    Quote Originally Posted by carrascopa
    HAHAHA..

    WHADDUP DEE!!! U MUSTA NOT TOLD MY HOMIE YOU READ THE BOARDS..

    N THIS PEOPLE IS RICKKY GETTIN CAUGHT UP IN REAL LIFE.. HAHA
    Yeahhhhh don't let me see that shit again!! LMAO!!! Suck on these biatchesss cuz all I do is talk shit on here.

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    MOVE FOR THREAD DELETION.. SERIOUSLY..

    HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..


    RICKY AND ALEX BOTH GOT SN HIJACKED TODAY! THATS OUR EXCUSE N WE ARE STIKIN TO IT DAMNIT



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    Quote Originally Posted by carrascopa
    OOH YA DEE.. DUN U DARE TELL MY GIRL I TOLD THE STORY OF OUR MORNING ENCOUNTER ON HERE OR ILL HAVE TO KILL U THANKS
    Nigga I ain't a hater. Lol.

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    haha mmm bitch get out .. bahahahahahaha !!!
    NY STAY HIGH !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by itsjustdee
    Nigga I ain't a hater. Lol.
    I KNOW I KNOW.. I JUST WORRY ABOUT YOUR LOYALTIES BEING ALTERED THATS ALL.. I KNOW U MY HOMEGIRL.. JUST U DONT FORGET IT



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    I JUST REALIZED THAT TECHNICALLY RICKY HAS BEEN GETTING WITH AN "IA" GIRL

    N WHILE WE HAVE ALL DABBLED IN THE IA SESSPOOL OF WHAT ONCE USED TO BE DECENT GIRLS , HE SHOULD NOT BE JUDGED BY THIS ENDEAVOR BECAUSE MISS DIANNE IS NOT A WHORE LIKE KALLIE, N THE OTHERS..



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    oh shit!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Rican219
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    Quote Originally Posted by carrascopa
    I KNOW I KNOW.. I JUST WORRY ABOUT YOUR LOYALTIES BEING ALTERED THATS ALL.. I KNOW U MY HOMEGIRL.. JUST U DONT FORGET IT
    loyalties being altered? nah nigga aint nothin gon' be altered. yeahhh but your boy ricky, he's gon' get his!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by itsjustdee
    loyalties being altered? nah nigga aint nothin gon' be altered. yeahhh but your boy ricky, he's gon' get his!!
    OOOH I FEEL YA.. HANDLE HIS ASS WEST SIDE STYLE MOMMA! U CAN TAKE HIM..



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    an afternoon in the life of thinkfast

    i know you love my swagger
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    Quote Originally Posted by carrascopa
    OOOH I FEEL YA.. HANDLE HIS ASS WEST SIDE STYLE MOMMA! U CAN TAKE HIM..
    Lol, lemme quit talkin shit before he gets mad. I ain't tryna get my ass whooped today. Haha.

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    AHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! RICKY GOT THAT SHIT ON LOC .. U SEE THAT PEOPLE... THATS MY NIGGA RIGHT THERE!



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    Quote Originally Posted by carrascopa
    AHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! RICKY GOT THAT SHIT ON LOC .. U SEE THAT PEOPLE... THATS MY NIGGA RIGHT THERE!
    Blow me alex!!!

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    IN YOUR DREAMS GIRL... IN YO DREAMS



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    Quote Originally Posted by carrascopa
    IN YOUR DREAMS GIRL... IN YO DREAMS
    Gross!!!

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    GO BAK TO MYSPACE ALREADY



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    Quote Originally Posted by carrascopa
    GO BAK TO MYSPACE ALREADY
    eff you alex. lol. now that i know what goes on here, i'm a stay on this biatch!! haha

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    lol!!!! ooooooooooooh no..


    ricky we gone have to relocate nigga



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    Quote Originally Posted by carrascopa
    I JUST REALIZED THAT TECHNICALLY RICKY HAS BEEN GETTING WITH AN "IA" GIRL

    N WHILE WE HAVE ALL DABBLED IN THE IA SESSPOOL OF WHAT ONCE USED TO BE DECENT GIRLS , HE SHOULD NOT BE JUDGED BY THIS ENDEAVOR BECAUSE MISS DIANNE IS NOT A WHORE LIKE KALLIE, N THE OTHERS..
    Lol thanks Alex. I'm not an IA girl anyways. I only signed up becuz I was setting up the Ski trip to Gatlinburg with Xlr8shen back in Feb.

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