IA DICTIONARY

[BABY J]

1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

7. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness. (that's be me and Bert)

8. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (that'd be Bert by himself)

9. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like a serious bummer.

10. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

11. Glibido: All talk and no action. (that'd be TASUKI... LMAO!)

12. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an ass. (that'd be... uhhh... SPEEDMONKEY?)

13: LIRL - Laughing In Real Life (that'd be B16A2CIVIC)

14: IM JACK! - to be jacked through AIM unknowingly by a fellow AIMer (HULUD)

15: FTW - For the Win (HALFWITT)

16: BTLFED Notes - a recap of the threads events that may have ALL kindsa shit twisted up BLTFED STYLE!!! (BTLFED)

17: Cav-E-R - Nuff said. Also a sexxi yung grasshoppa who is VERY MUCH infatuated w/ BABYJ (CAV-E-R)

18: DIAF - Die In A Fire (DJ XtRaK©)

19: Later, QD. - RECOGNIZE QUICKDODGE BITCH! (Stretch®)

20: AMIIGAF - Ask me if I give a fuck (BLACKEJ6)

21: WHITEPOWER? - RICAN219

22: Use correct grammar, mother fucker! - (Buford)