I don't know where the fuck to post this but I bet it will get the most play here...

I lost my passport about a year ago... I need a new one ASAP because I'm trying to leave the country really soon. Aren't there some places that will do them in a day or 2? anyone have any experience with this?

I'm a US citizen and I'm trying to go to england.... do I need a visa?

mods pls don't move this just yet... it will just sit in some dead ass forum and not get any responses. thnx!