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  1. 06-13-2006, 07:26 PM #1
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    Default Mexican Joke?????

    Ok so I work at an auto finance company and rarelt leave my cubicle..blah blah corporate setting...

    One of my supervisors walks over to my cubicle today and asks:

    Supe: Hey Joselyn.
    ME: Yeah?
    Supe: Do you know the President of Mexico?
    ME: Ummm Vicente Fox right?
    Supe: No Manuel Labor...Haha get it? MANUAL LABOR???
    ME: Hmm...Uh huh... Have I ever mentioned that I am Puerto Rican?

    WTF??? Ok so I normally wouldnt be bothered by this shit but I have never given this guy any right to think that we are cool for him to bust out with lame ass racist jokes...Dunno what to do....

    Should I report his ass?? I don't really like him...

    BTW- Not sure if I should've posted in Business...

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    I still dont get the joke...I would report his ass to his boss...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ~The_Duke~
    I still dont get the joke...I would report his ass to his boss...

    Manual Labor b/c that is what "Mexican's" are known for...Whatever yeah its lame....

    See I dont want to be a bitch b/c he had a verbal thread failure....But I wanted to slap his ass, quick...

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
    Manual Labor b/c that is what "Mexican's" are known for...Whatever yeah its lame....

    See I dont want to be a bitch b/c he had a verbal thread failure....But I wanted to slap his ass, quick...
    Well it that case I would just casual mention it to his boss or another supervisor that it happened or send a email to a co-worker or supervisor or something just to make a note note that it did happen...cas if it happens again then he might be in for it...racist jokes dont need to be in the work place IMO.

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    do it!! , *that way he'll learn*
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    Yeah just told my manager...

    ***side note***
    Being Puerto Rican you know we always have the flag somewhere on us, our car, within 15 ft of us....one of my cubicle walls is the Puerto Rican flag....Hmmm...Maybe he doesnt know geography???

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    Nothing wrong with that.. Shit is fucking Funny
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    People call me a spick (spl?) all the time and Im Easter European, Shit they call me ChexMex because they say Im half Czchek (spl?) half Mexican. I could give a rats ass about rasist jokes, I think they can be fun. So I would not report him, Shit you're not even Mexican, you're Puerto Rican. Thats like in South America or something.
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    My managers reaction: "That shit ain't even funny."

    LOL!!?!?!!? I think that was my reaction too...Like if ur gonna attack me with a racist joke let it be about my people for one and then let that shit be funny....

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSnail
    you're Puerto Rican. Thats like in South America or something.
    wow you must of failed 5th grade...
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    LOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL MANUEL LABOR!!!!! HAAHHAHAHAH THATS GENIUS


    what do you call a mexican with a rubber toe?











































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    On a serious not.. That shit was Funny.
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    HE STRIKES AGAIN!?!?!?!

    Supe: Hey you know the difference b/w a Puerto Rican and a pizza pie?
    ME: Oh God...~sigh~
    Supe: A pizza pie can feed a family of four...hahahaaha
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    I honestly didnt think it was a very good joke...I didnt even chuckle...I just sat here and said WTF...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ~The_Duke~
    I honestly didnt think it was a very good joke...I didnt even chuckle...I just sat here and said WTF...
    its more of a real life type of joke..

    Manual = manual

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    But is Labor a mexican name?
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    I have never heard of a mexican with that name though...
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    Nearly half the Mexicans are named Manual
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSnail
    Nearly half the Mexicans are named Manual
    When I think of that name I think of a jewish kid...
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    Dont report his ass unless its leik sexual harassment or someshit like that. Just tell him straight up you dont liek him and not to speak to you or make racist jokes and if hes a stupid no sense jackass then report his ass. But report for jsut one little joke is gay!

    other then that, Joke was kinda lame but i smirked and will prolly use it tommorow at work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSnail
    But is Labor a mexican name?
    its pronounced Lah Bore
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    Quote Originally Posted by ~The_Duke~
    When I think of that name I think of a jewish kid...

    That would be David / Michel / Joshua... etc
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSnail
    Nearly half the Mexicans are named Manual
    or raphael. last name is always martinez or dominguez too
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    Dont forget Lopez
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    I still dont think it is a good joke...
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    WHY DO MEXICANS HAVE LOW-RIDERS? TO PICK UP THE STRAWBERRIES!
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    what do you call 10 mexicans in a truck??

    Half full
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    God put oranges on trees for Mexicans to climb.
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    haha made me laugh :P

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    Why dont they have the olympics in Mexico?



































































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    what do you call a building full of mexicans??



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    your mommas are just like brick walls.. flat on both sides and get laid by mexicans and guatemalans
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    Quote Originally Posted by Speedm0(\)key
    your mommas are just like brick walls.. flat on both sides and get laid by mexicans and guatemalans
    that is the funniest thing in this thread so far
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    Quote Originally Posted by Speedm0(\)key
    your mommas are just like brick walls.. flat on both sides and get laid by mexicans and guatemalans


    bhwhahaha thats not a joke.. thats true.. especially older white housewives.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ~The_Duke~
    that is the funniest thing in this thread so far

    you obviously dont get out much.



    Mexican and a black guy in a car. Whos driving??






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    What were the 2 Mexican FireFighting Brother's names?
    Hose A and Hose B
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    What kind of cans are there in Mexico?








    Mexicans.
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    Quote Originally Posted by b18hatch
    you obviously dont get out much.



    Mexican and a black guy in a car. Whos driving??






    The cop
    Actually I do...I just dont enjoy some of these jokes...I just dont find them very funny.
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    Why does a Mexican re-fry their beans?









    Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time?
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