Why does a Mexican eat Tomales for Christmas?
So they have something to unwrap
Why does a Mexican eat Tomales for Christmas?
So they have something to unwrap
Originally Posted by Julio
lol
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What are the first 3 words in the Mexican national anthem?
"Attention K-Mart shoppers."
Why doesnt mexico have a olympic team?
Because every mexican that can run, jump, and swim is already across the border!
WHAT DO A MEXICAN AND A CUE BALL HAVE IN COMMON? THE HARDER YOU HIT THEM THE MORE ENGLISH YOU GET OUT OF THEM.
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Ok those last couple from julio got a couple chuckles...lol
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Why did God give Mexicans noses?
So they'll have something to pick in the winter.
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How do you get a bunch of mexicans in a car?
Throw a dollar in it.
How do you get them out?
Throw in a job application!!!
those 2 are good...
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Why aren't there any white people in Mexico?
They can't jump high enough to hop the fence
How do you castrate a redneck?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
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oh god...i can already see the black jokes coming too.
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What di the redneck say to his family member?
"Hi Aunt Momma!"
how does a redneck start off his love story?
like this:"well i first saw her....at the family reuinion
How do you start a black parade?
Roll a 40 down the street.
Why do blacks burry their dead upside down?
Use em as bike racks.
How did they improve the transportation in harlem?
Move the trees closer together.
How long does it take a white lady to shit?
9 months.
Have you ever seen a black person on the jetsons?
NO. Looks like a good future doesn't it?
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
why dont black people dream??
last one who had a dream got shot
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What's the definition of CONFUSION?
Father's Day in Harlem.
Later, QD.
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What do you call two mexicans in a shoe box?
A pair of loafers.
First-grade class in Brooklyn comes in from recess. Teacher asks Sarah: "What did you do at recess?"
Sarah says, "I played in the sand box."
The teacher says, "That's good. Go to the blackboard, and if you can write 'sand' correctly, I'll give you a fresh-baked cookie."
She does and gets a cookie.
The teacher asks Morris what he did at recess.
Morris says, "I played with Sarah in the sand box."
The teacher says, "Good. If you write 'box' correctly on the blackboard, I'll give you a fresh baked cookie."
Morris does, and gets a cookie. Teacher then asks Mustaffa Abdul Machmoud what he did at recess.
He says, "I tried to play with Sarah and Morris, but they threw rocks at me."
The teacher says, "Threw rocks at you? That sounds like blatant racial discrimination. If you can go the blackboard and write 'blatant racial discrimination' I'll give you a cookie."
A Chinese man enters a bar to find a Black bartender. He says, "Hey nigger, give me a jigger."
The Bartender responds, "That's terrible! How would you like it if I said something like that to you? In fact, let's just switch places. You get behind the bar and I'll come in as a customer."
The Chinese man agrees and gets behind the bar. The Black man goes outside.
Upon reentering, he says, "Hey Chink, give me a drink."
To which the Chinese man answers, "Sorry, we don't serve niggers here."
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WHAT DO YOU CALL A CHINESE TEST TUBE BABY ?
NO FUN SON !!!
WHAT DO YOU CALL TWO CHINESE IN A TRANS AM ?
THE GOOKS OF HAZZARD !!!
Anyone have any Yugoslavian jokes? I want to hear them!
WHAT DO WOODY ALLEN AND KODAK FILM HAVE IN COMMON ?
THEY BOTH COME IN LITTLE YELLOW BOXES !!!
WHY IS THERE NO DISNEYLAND IN CHINA ?
NO ONE'S TALL ENOUGH TO GO ON THE GOOD RIDES !!!
THIS CHINESE COUPLE HAS A BLACK BABY...THEY NAMED IT
HIM "SUM TING WONG" !!!
WHY CAN'T AN AMERICAN COUPLE HAVE A CHINESE BABY ?
BECAUSE TWO WHITES CAN'T MAKE A"WONG"
WHAT DO CHINESE MEN DO DURING AN ERECTION ?
THEY GO AND VOTE !!!
Julio do you have a book full of these raceist jokes sitting next to your computer or something?
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Oh shit! Sig dude.... No pigeons! I remember that shit....had a music video and everything.
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE NEW CHINESE COOKBOOK ?
IT'S CALLED 101 WAYS TO "WOK" YOUR DOG
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