You ever notice how apologetic white dudes are when they accidentally bump into or step on a blacks/Mexicans shoes in a club??

**bump**
WHITE DUDE: Sheeesh, I am like ---> SOOOOOO sorry bro!!!
BLACK DUDE: Saul Goode homey. They are old shoes.
WHITE DUDE: **starts to take off shoes** Right!! You can have them, just take them.
BLACK DUDE: I don't want your shoes man, I got money.
WHITE DUDE: MONEY?? RIGHT!! HERE IT IS --> MONEY, JUST TAKE IT.. PIN # IS 2467
BLACK DUDE: **loox at his boys** Man he is trippin', let's ride out.
WHITE DUDE: MY RIDE??? Sure... here are the keys... it's a black AMG RIGHT out front. JUST DON'T KILL ME!