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    so I have drank 3 liters of water today, mostly against my will.. anways I havent taken a piss yet. its fuckin 4 o clock PM in the afternoon, shit!! whats goin on here, does this mean I drank too much on Saturday? it was open bar what was I supposed to do?

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    system back logged?

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    I dunno. I just know that you're not supposed to hold back a piss if you can help it. A buddy of mine held one off once and his body eventually forgot about it and he never used the bathroom. Yeah, he got an infection from that.

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    STAND OVER THE TOILET AND JUST STARE AT THE WATER.. THE URINE WILL COME OUT OF THE HOLE EVENTUALY MAN



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    no way man, I am not one to hold back, well I dont think so man.. I think I could tell. like one time I was in front of this chick and didnt wanna rip one, cause I had just ate tacos de asada con chile rojo, so I knew taht was a bomb in the making.. well I didnt let it out cause I was only 14 at the time and I thought it shows that I cared, later on that nite I was beatin it up and before I shot out my doggy water I tapped her on the shoulder, I gave her the face painting and then abracadabre, mr. ginormous fart comes out, aw man it was awesome

    we never spoke again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by carrascopa
    STAND OVER THE TOILET AND JUST STARE AT THE WATER.. THE URINE WILL COME OUT OF THE HOLE EVENTUALY MAN
    hahah wtf... yea man I just guess I am dehydrated, I dont fuckin know man.. its just wierd, I was sittin at my desk like "damn nigga have you pissed today?" then I thought to myself, and Iw as like "no you sure havent, you damn pimp" so I was like lemme make a post about it

    hmm

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    oh yeah, fart to the face!

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    If you were dehydrated your body might of absorbed most of it.
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    absorbed huh.. like a sponge?

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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    no way man, I am not one to hold back, well I dont think so man.. I think I could tell. like one time I was in front of this chick and didnt wanna rip one, cause I had just ate tacos de asada con chile rojo, so I knew taht was a bomb in the making.. well I didnt let it out cause I was only 14 at the time and I thought it shows that I cared, later on that nite I was beatin it up and before I shot out my doggy water I tapped her on the shoulder, I gave her the face painting and then abracadabre, mr. ginormous fart comes out, aw man it was awesome

    we never spoke again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    absorbed huh.. like a sponge?
    Yes basically if you dehydrate yourself your body will go into survival mode and store the water cause it is not sure when it will get more.
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    THE COLOMBIAN CHIK I WAS DATING FOR AWHILE USED TO FART ALL THE DAMN TIME MAN.. N ONE TIME MY EX-WIFE FARTED IN MY FACE WHILE SHE WAS SLEPING...

    FUKIN GIRLS HAD A DISEASE CALLED GASRITUS OR SOMESHIT LIKE THAT... HAD MEDICATION FOR IT AND EVERYTHING BUT FUK IF THEY DIDNT DROP SOME BOMBS...



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    Quote Originally Posted by carrascopa
    THE COLOMBIAN CHIK I WAS DATING FOR AWHILE USED TO FART ALL THE DAMN TIME MAN.. N ONE TIME MY EX-WIFE FARTED IN MY FACE WHILE SHE WAS SLEPING...

    FUKIN GIRLS HAD A DISEASE CALLED GASRITUS OR SOMESHIT LIKE THAT... HAD MEDICATION FOR IT AND EVERYTHING BUT FUK IF THEY DIDNT DROP SOME BOMBS...
    yea nigga the other nite I was sleep, I had this puerto rican shorty and she started rippin em, at first they was quiet, like she was squeezin her cheeks together.. then I guess she just relaxed em, cause the second one caused me to get startled, it was like awakening and shit.. sounded like she was shufflin a deck of cards

    I was like "ey bitch what you playin solitaire up in this bitch?? GET OUT!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by A.P. Photography
    Yes basically if you dehydrate yourself your body will go into survival mode and store the water cause it is not sure when it will get more.
    so you tryin to say I cant survive? hold up I think I feel somethin..









    nope, that was my balls bein itchy. sorry

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    OOOOOOOHHHHH SHIT...

    ITS COOL IF A GIRL FARTS BECAUSE THAN I FEEL MORE COMFORTABLE SPREADING MY AROMO.. BUT THEY GOTTA CHILL WITH IT IN THE BEGINNING... ITS LIKE FOR THE FIRST FEW MONTHS, I REALLY DONT WANT TO BE REMINDED THAT YOU HAD MAC N CHEESE FOR LUNCH, NAAAH MEAN?? SUCH A TURN OFF..

    I HATE PUSSY FARTS TOO.. A FEW ARE O.K., THAT SHIT IS BOUND TO HAPPEN EVERY NOW AND AGAIN, BUT I HAD ONE CHICK WHOS PUSSY WAS SOO LOOSE THAT WHEN SHE BENT OVER I SAW A BLACK GAPING HOLE..

    SHE WASNT A WHORE EITHER, SHE JUST HAD A KID N SHIT AND GOT A LIL LOOSENED UP.. PFF PFF PFF PFF PFF PFF IS ALL I HEARD WHEN I WOULD HAVE HER STAND UP AND GRAB HER ANKLES BENT OVER WHILE IHIT IT FROM BEHIND!



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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    so you tryin to say I cant survive? hold up I think I feel somethin..









    nope, that was my balls bein itchy. sorry
    Just keep drinking water, once your body realizes that it is getting water reguarly then it will release some or most of what it has retained.
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    hahahahahahaha oh shit nigga I'm outta breath, pff pff yea I can hear that shit now hahaha!

    I'm all like "yea bitch, bask in the ambience!! bask in the ambience!" one time this bitch burped though and it smelled like some hell naw, I wanted to get her some listerine on the rocks

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    as long as ya booty dont leak, i wouldn't worry

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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    I wanted to get her some listerine on the rocks
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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    .. sounded like she was shufflin a deck of cards

    I was like "ey bitch what you playin solitaire up in this bitch?? GET OUT!"



    Repost....
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    Quote Originally Posted by A.P. Photography
    Just keep drinking water, once your body realizes that it is getting water reguarly then it will release some or most of what it has retained.
    tell you what, if I play my cards right Imma be releasin some fluids tonite gah damn.. maybe spell my name out know what I mean EL OH EL!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scrilla
    Repost....

    shutup mario, it aint a repost if I'm the original poster!! damn son

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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    shutup mario, it aint a repost if I'm the original poster!! damn son

    u dun said this before....bout shawty whom you work with....failure>ricky..
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    who you callin failure? I dont get it

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    wheres my tips at puto

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    ttt

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    Ricky, go to that thread where it says Thanks feds, atf....guy has pee pee stains on da sheets LIRL

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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    wheres my tips at puto

    shut up puto! dun make me charge u 1700 just for my time....
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    Quote Originally Posted by carrascopa
    STAND OVER THE TOILET AND JUST STARE AT THE WATER.. THE URINE WILL COME OUT OF THE HOLE EVENTUALY MAN
    Rich...Bob...Stan...?????

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    sounds like the beginning symptoms of yellow fever to me, you should go to the doctors homes have that checked out, before your junk falls off...

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    turn on the faucet and stand over the toilet. Some psychological shit when you hear water running, it makes you pee.

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    update, I just finished takin a piss, the time is now 11:36. the time I entered: 10:47am o'clock this morning. sweet.

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    awesome!!

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    congradulations rickster

    ah homie you fuck with S.P.M at all? that nigga is tite

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    yea man it was like someone iopened up the floodgates. in the wilderness. I was straight pissin non-stop, I started gettin worried for a minute, had to take my shirt off it was gettin outta control

    ricky, 1
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    haahha

    anwser my question puto

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    LIRL, had to flush so it wouldnt overflow?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhAtBoYMr2
    congradulations rickster

    ah homie you fuck with S.P.M at all? that nigga is tite
    dogg me and him go way back.. cmon man I'm on that mexican rap all day for these thugs.. what you need to check is Omar Cruz, he just signed to Interscope, that fool is sick w/ it.. straight outta L.A. aka the City of GODS

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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    dogg me and him go way back.. cmon man I'm on that mexican rap all day for these thugs.. what you need to check is Omar Cruz, he just signed to Interscope, that fool is sick w/ it.. straight outta L.A. aka the City of GODS

    oh yeah? how bout that chingo bling? that nigga makes me laugh

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