THE COLOMBIAN CHIK I WAS DATING FOR AWHILE USED TO FART ALL THE DAMN TIME MAN.. N ONE TIME MY EX-WIFE FARTED IN MY FACE WHILE SHE WAS SLEPING...

FUKIN GIRLS HAD A DISEASE CALLED GASRITUS OR SOMESHIT LIKE THAT... HAD MEDICATION FOR IT AND EVERYTHING BUT FUK IF THEY DIDNT DROP SOME BOMBS...