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    so i go at him at his own game


    CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:44:33 PM): Hello
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:44:55 PM): This is Ramesh
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:45:03 PM): Would you like a slushi
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:45:21 PM): I am contacting you in regards to our new slurpi machines
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:45:27 PM): they make 5 different flavors
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:46:04 PM): apple, tamirendo, mango, peach and of course Curry
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:49:38 PM): hello
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:49:51 PM): if u answer my question i will order from you
    munda bhai (5:53:58 PM): HELLO SIR!
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:54:04 PM): hi
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:54:10 PM): I sell slushi machines
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:54:18 PM): u know those frozen drinks
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:54:56 PM): could u take a quick survey?
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:55:05 PM): i will give you my information
    munda bhai (5:55:06 PM): WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT SIR?
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:55:10 PM): can i get B4U
    munda bhai (5:55:21 PM): YES.
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:55:35 PM): Do you like slushi?
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:55:40 PM): its liek a frozen drink
    munda bhai (5:55:40 PM): CHARGE OF $3.99.
    munda bhai (5:55:50 PM): YES I THINK SO.
    munda bhai (5:55:52 PM): WHY SIR?
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:55:55 PM): how much do i pay monthly total?
    munda bhai (5:56:19 PM): $19.95
    munda bhai (5:56:21 PM): SIR
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:56:31 PM): what is your favorite flavor?
    munda bhai (5:56:42 PM): MANGO SIR.
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:56:56 PM): so its 19.99 + 3.99?
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:57:10 PM): we are experimenting on new flavors :apple, tamirendo, mango, peach and of course Curry
    munda bhai (5:57:11 PM): NO SIR.
    munda bhai (5:57:23 PM): JUST $19.99.
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:57:26 PM): whihc one do you think will sell the most
    munda bhai (5:57:28 PM): I DONT LIKE CURRY.
    munda bhai (5:57:35 PM): MANGO.
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:57:37 PM): ok so 19.99 and i also get b4u?
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:57:59 PM): wat other desi channels do you have
    munda bhai (5:58:20 PM): NO FIRST YOU HAVE TO PAY $19.99 PER MONTH.
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:58:39 PM): thats wat i was asking 19.99 plus 3.99 for the channels
    munda bhai (5:58:58 PM): YES SIR.
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:59:37 PM): woulds you be interested in purchasing a personal slushi machine for your home?
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:59:46 PM): so wat toher channels do you have
    munda bhai (6:00:08 PM): WELL WE HAVE THESE CHANNELS AND MORE: ZEE TV, TV ASIA, Sony Entertainment Television, B4U and ZEE Gold
    munda bhai (6:00:44 PM): DOES THAT SURPRISE YOU SIR?
    munda bhai (6:01:31 PM): Dish Network offers the widest variety of Indian programming options to suit the needs of our diverse population and languages. Nowhere else can you find Indian movies, news, dramas, and more in Hindi, Punjabi, Gujarati, and even English.
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:01:42 PM): so would u like a personal slushi machine?
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:01:52 PM): wat is the difference between ZEE Gold and Zee Tv
    Previous message was not received by munda bhai because of error (6:01:53 PM): Your buddy cannot receive messages as quickly as you are sending them. Please allow more time between sending each message.

    CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:01:58 PM): wat is the difference between ZEE Gold and Zee Tv
    munda bhai (6:03:25 PM): NO SIR.
    munda bhai (6:03:44 PM): I DONT WANT A SLUSHI MACHINE, BUT I DONT KNOW. HOW MUCH IS IT SIR?
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:03:57 PM): $19.99 per month
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:04:01 PM): and 3.99 per flavor
    munda bhai (6:04:39 PM): THAT'S A RIP OFF SIR. THAT'S A MONEY LOOTER SIR.
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:05:22 PM): you are the money looter ....i dont pay for my Dish Tv...i have a programmed card that i can view all channels
    munda bhai (6:05:25 PM): ZEE TV OFFERS MOVIES AND ZEE GOLD OFFERS WIDE VARIETY.
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:05:32 PM): do you sell the programmed cards?
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:05:50 PM): if so i will buy those
    munda bhai (6:05:56 PM): THAT'S ILLEGAL SIR.
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:06:03 PM): i have the receiver
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:06:13 PM): dont worry only you and i know about it
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:06:26 PM): i will gladly pay you $50 per card
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:06:29 PM): US
    munda bhai (6:06:30 PM): MY MANAGER IS READING EVERYTHING I TYPE HERE.
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:06:37 PM): ok u can call me then
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:06:40 PM): later
    munda bhai (6:06:46 PM): WAIT SIR
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:06:54 PM): and maybe i might get a dish tv service too
    munda bhai (6:06:54 PM): I DONT HAVE YOUR NUMBER SIR.
    munda bhai (6:06:58 PM): MAY I GET THAT?
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:06:58 PM): o
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:07:01 PM): ok
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:07:03 PM): hold on
    munda bhai (6:07:24 PM): SIR YOU THERE?
    munda bhai (6:07:35 PM): I HAVE OTHER PEOPLE WAITING SIR.
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:07:36 PM): yes one moment please
    munda bhai (6:07:43 PM): OKAY SIR.
    munda bhai signed off at 6:09:20 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by annihilation
    so i go at him at his own game


    CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:44:33 PM): Hello
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:44:55 PM): This is Ramesh
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:45:03 PM): Would you like a slushi
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:45:21 PM): I am contacting you in regards to our new slurpi machines
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:45:27 PM): they make 5 different flavors
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:46:04 PM): apple, tamirendo, mango, peach and of course Curry
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:49:38 PM): hello
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:49:51 PM): if u answer my question i will order from you
    munda bhai (5:53:58 PM): HELLO SIR!
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:54:04 PM): hi
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:54:10 PM): I sell slushi machines
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:54:18 PM): u know those frozen drinks
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:54:56 PM): could u take a quick survey?
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:55:05 PM): i will give you my information
    munda bhai (5:55:06 PM): WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT SIR?
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:55:10 PM): can i get B4U
    munda bhai (5:55:21 PM): YES.
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:55:35 PM): Do you like slushi?
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:55:40 PM): its liek a frozen drink
    munda bhai (5:55:40 PM): CHARGE OF $3.99.
    munda bhai (5:55:50 PM): YES I THINK SO.
    munda bhai (5:55:52 PM): WHY SIR?
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:55:55 PM): how much do i pay monthly total?
    munda bhai (5:56:19 PM): $19.95
    munda bhai (5:56:21 PM): SIR
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:56:31 PM): what is your favorite flavor?
    munda bhai (5:56:42 PM): MANGO SIR.
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:56:56 PM): so its 19.99 + 3.99?
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:57:10 PM): we are experimenting on new flavors :apple, tamirendo, mango, peach and of course Curry
    munda bhai (5:57:11 PM): NO SIR.
    munda bhai (5:57:23 PM): JUST $19.99.
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:57:26 PM): whihc one do you think will sell the most
    munda bhai (5:57:28 PM): I DONT LIKE CURRY.
    munda bhai (5:57:35 PM): MANGO.
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:57:37 PM): ok so 19.99 and i also get b4u?
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:57:59 PM): wat other desi channels do you have
    munda bhai (5:58:20 PM): NO FIRST YOU HAVE TO PAY $19.99 PER MONTH.
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:58:39 PM): thats wat i was asking 19.99 plus 3.99 for the channels
    munda bhai (5:58:58 PM): YES SIR.
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:59:37 PM): woulds you be interested in purchasing a personal slushi machine for your home?
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:59:46 PM): so wat toher channels do you have
    munda bhai (6:00:08 PM): WELL WE HAVE THESE CHANNELS AND MORE: ZEE TV, TV ASIA, Sony Entertainment Television, B4U and ZEE Gold
    munda bhai (6:00:44 PM): DOES THAT SURPRISE YOU SIR?
    munda bhai (6:01:31 PM): Dish Network offers the widest variety of Indian programming options to suit the needs of our diverse population and languages. Nowhere else can you find Indian movies, news, dramas, and more in Hindi, Punjabi, Gujarati, and even English.
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:01:42 PM): so would u like a personal slushi machine?
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:01:52 PM): wat is the difference between ZEE Gold and Zee Tv
    Previous message was not received by munda bhai because of error (6:01:53 PM): Your buddy cannot receive messages as quickly as you are sending them. Please allow more time between sending each message.

    CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:01:58 PM): wat is the difference between ZEE Gold and Zee Tv
    munda bhai (6:03:25 PM): NO SIR.
    munda bhai (6:03:44 PM): I DONT WANT A SLUSHI MACHINE, BUT I DONT KNOW. HOW MUCH IS IT SIR?
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:03:57 PM): $19.99 per month
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:04:01 PM): and 3.99 per flavor
    munda bhai (6:04:39 PM): THAT'S A RIP OFF SIR. THAT'S A MONEY LOOTER SIR.
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:05:22 PM): you are the money looter ....i dont pay for my Dish Tv...i have a programmed card that i can view all channels
    munda bhai (6:05:25 PM): ZEE TV OFFERS MOVIES AND ZEE GOLD OFFERS WIDE VARIETY.
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:05:32 PM): do you sell the programmed cards?
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:05:50 PM): if so i will buy those
    munda bhai (6:05:56 PM): THAT'S ILLEGAL SIR.
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:06:03 PM): i have the receiver
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:06:13 PM): dont worry only you and i know about it
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:06:26 PM): i will gladly pay you $50 per card
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:06:29 PM): US
    munda bhai (6:06:30 PM): MY MANAGER IS READING EVERYTHING I TYPE HERE.
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:06:37 PM): ok u can call me then
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:06:40 PM): later
    munda bhai (6:06:46 PM): WAIT SIR
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:06:54 PM): and maybe i might get a dish tv service too
    munda bhai (6:06:54 PM): I DONT HAVE YOUR NUMBER SIR.
    munda bhai (6:06:58 PM): MAY I GET THAT?
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:06:58 PM): o
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:07:01 PM): ok
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:07:03 PM): hold on
    munda bhai (6:07:24 PM): SIR YOU THERE?
    munda bhai (6:07:35 PM): I HAVE OTHER PEOPLE WAITING SIR.
    CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:07:36 PM): yes one moment please
    munda bhai (6:07:43 PM): OKAY SIR.
    munda bhai signed off at 6:09:20 PM.

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